h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hey, androyd! How much for the orbital weapons platform? And do you know where I can get some stylish attachments and accessories?

man, this is heavy...

Hmm, let me have a think......I'll just give it the once over and give you a price...Have to be careful with heavy weapons and they don't come much heavier than this baby!!!

Well as you know the currency of h2g2 is lively conversation but this is the largest item in the place.... I have to ask that you get twenty different people to engage in lively and heartfelt debate about the merits of NY city having it's own orbital weapons platform on the platforms own page. I've armed it with a full array of Cynicism Lasers and a Cutting Remarks Cannon (careful how you use that, you might get banned)as a bonus I'll throw in a Gratuitous Abuse Missile but if you actually use it you'll be sure to be slung off the site, it's seriously offensive material. I'll be monitoring the entry and when you achieve your target I'll post to your page. No time limit but my decision is final. How bad do you want this baby?