An Inventory of Zach's Mind
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
I've been in h2g2.com for several months now, and in that time I appear to have made quite a mess. I do apologize for that. It's just that I have pages and pages of my ramblings as well as other people's ramblings that I've helped to edit and it's just a complete and total mish-mash. It looks much like the clutter on my desk or the pile of dishes in my kitchen. I feel it wrong of me to just leave it like this, so this very page is a feeble attempt to clean up the clutter in some decent way.
Why I think I may perhaps just make another mess, I honestly don't know.
Sub-Editor At LARGE
I didn't write these. I just helped edit them.
Guide Entries Written by Zach
Not Submitted And Not Approved (purposefully)Active WorldsBeautiful DaysCoincidental InsignificanceEndField CriticFilm Reviews as Approved Guide EntriesGun Control in the USh2g2 Yahoo ClubHaunted HousesHealthHow To Entertain Friends with the InternetHyperTextinformative, intelligent, witty and imaginativeIsmLast Chance To SeeMadrasMickey's Hitch Hiker's Guide: THE MOVIEParanormalSpoilersSuggested Format for Guide Entries, AThose Who Can't Edit, CritiqueVogon Technical SupportYou could simply not post rubbish Submitted But Not Approved
Citizen KaneGeorge C. ScottGhandiHalloweenJaneane GarofaloMonty Python the CD-Rom gamesMoviesMPAA Ratings SystemPrayer in Public Schools Submitted AND Approved
The Corsairs, edited by Anna McGovernDada, edited by John-the-gardenerDivorce, edited by Mark MoxonNeil Gaiman's Sandman, edited by SpartusPubs in North Central Texas, edited by beeline Backups? Old copies repeated elsewhere..
Pubs in North Central Texas, edited by beelineShakespeare, William, edited by Mark Moxon Contributed
Alpha Centauri with SetupWeasel; edited by Smiley BenCows with Rickshaw Splat, Wingpig, ickLeviC, Mark Moxon, and Ram; edited by PetaUnversal Alcohol Table with ..a whole lot of other people..; edited by Mark Moxon (an earlier version is still available)Things That Make Your Skin Crawl with ..a whole lot of other people..; edited by Kate
The Hyperbytes Project
This was an attempt to create a HyperText fiction ditty utilizing the h2g2 matrix. I just wanted to see if it could be done.
The Sub-editorial Project
H2G2 Columnist Michael Bywater is my idol. I made a feable attempt to idolize and emulate him, but my attempts somehow fell short. This brief exercise in writing semi-regular ''Sub-editorials'' was inspired by his stalwartosity and general all around hoopiness. I've yet to decide whether or not I'll return to said project, as it seems to have fallen short of its goal, which was to actually be of some use to someone.
The Blair Witch Project project
I really liked this movie. Still do. I saw it six times in the theaters. This was my tribute to it. I got a bit carried away.
Carding the WitchDoing the WitchFilming the WitchIs There A Blair Witch?Lessons of the WitchLinking the WitchPieces of the WitchRoster of the WitchSpinning the WitchVictums of the Blair Witch
Bob Project
Okay. I'm a SubGenius. That takes a bit of explaining. These pages were an attempt to explain it in a particularly SubGeniusy way, but like most of my personal projects, it fell short.
Recycling Bin
Either these are old drafts of approved or rejected guide entries, or failed project attempts or test experiments and other crap. I think I could safely cancel all these, but I better doublecheck first.
I was right. All I've done is make yet another mess. I think I'll go take some aspirin and lay down for awhile...
