An Inventory of Zach's Mind

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Last updated: Thursday, October 21st, 1999


Oh dear oh dear oh dear.


I've been in h2g2.com for several months now, and in that time I appear to have made quite a mess. I do apologize for that. It's just that I have pages and pages of my ramblings as well as other people's ramblings that I've helped to edit and it's just a complete and total mish-mash. It looks much like the clutter on my desk or the pile of dishes in my kitchen. I feel it wrong of me to just leave it like this, so this very page is a feeble attempt to clean up the clutter in some decent way.


Why I think I may perhaps just make another mess, I honestly don't know.

Sub-Editor At LARGE


I didn't write these. I just helped edit them.

BernardThe Times CrosswordBig Mad Mr TMarmiteThe Dancing TreeBubble WrapThe M4 Motorway, UKFootnotesdigi.intelligentsiaDallas, Texas, USADrool FroodToilet PaperE VibensteinFrank ZappaFafnirGreeceFellaRelaxationFenchurch M. MercuryName CallingGilbertWYSIWYGHellpieThe Great American NovelHolly the PotterPottery - Ceramics as a craft and a hobbyJack PointTofuJJJHowquaWhoop-WhoopJulesThe MP3 web site, www.mp3.comJust Some BlokeThe M25 Motorway, UKMadMunkFadsMafenSleepMy End Is NighNon-subjective ComedyNicodemusHazard LightsOedipus the WartMicrowave OvensPeregrinBwlch, Wales, UKPipDross PotsPiscus FlaccusTruthQueazerGuitarsRammesses SpyTheme PubsResearcher 26763SkateboardsResearcher 36207SkydivingResearcher 39420DopamineRiffRaffSpam - the net termRistorilTheySetupWeaselCow Patty BingoSome GuyHoroscopesWingmanCheese WhizwsfnRicePastamasta, Researcher 45481 and The Duke of DunstableChildrenTV's Frink and S.R.A.H.Geeker BallSlacker, Matt, JC, Researcher of Aud phenomena, Researcher 35724 (FLAtRich), Researcher 40638 and Researcher 34780TowelsHaddock, The Q, The Cardinal, iD, DikMik and PetaTrousers versus Pants

Guide Entries Written by Zach

Not Submitted And Not Approved (purposefully)
Active WorldsBeautiful DaysCoincidental InsignificanceEndField CriticFilm Reviews as Approved Guide EntriesGun Control in the USh2g2 Yahoo ClubHaunted HousesHealthHow To Entertain Friends with the InternetHyperTextinformative, intelligent, witty and imaginativeIsmLast Chance To SeeMadrasMickey's Hitch Hiker's Guide: THE MOVIEParanormalSpoilersSuggested Format for Guide Entries, AThose Who Can't Edit, CritiqueVogon Technical SupportYou could simply not post rubbish Submitted But Not Approved
Citizen KaneGeorge C. ScottGhandiHalloweenJaneane GarofaloMonty Python the CD-Rom gamesMoviesMPAA Ratings SystemPrayer in Public Schools Submitted AND Approved
The Corsairs, edited by Anna McGovernDada, edited by John-the-gardenerDivorce, edited by Mark MoxonNeil Gaiman's Sandman, edited by SpartusPubs in North Central Texas, edited by beeline Backups? Old copies repeated elsewhere..
Pubs in North Central Texas, edited by beelineShakespeare, William, edited by Mark Moxon Contributed
Alpha Centauri with SetupWeasel; edited by Smiley BenCows with Rickshaw Splat, Wingpig, ickLeviC, Mark Moxon, and Ram; edited by PetaUnversal Alcohol Table with ..a whole lot of other people..; edited by Mark Moxon (an earlier version is still available)Things That Make Your Skin Crawl with ..a whole lot of other people..; edited by Kate

The Hyperbytes Project


This was an attempt to create a HyperText fiction ditty utilizing the h2g2 matrix. I just wanted to see if it could be done.

The Sub-editorial Project


H2G2 Columnist Michael Bywater is my idol. I made a feable attempt to idolize and emulate him, but my attempts somehow fell short. This brief exercise in writing semi-regular ''Sub-editorials'' was inspired by his stalwartosity and general all around hoopiness. I've yet to decide whether or not I'll return to said project, as it seems to have fallen short of its goal, which was to actually be of some use to someone.

What do you uh.. want to read today? September 15th, 1999 head in clouds heart on sleeve foot in mouth September 22nd, 1999 You're lookin' at an idiot... September 29th, 1999 Running Low on Smokes October 1st, 1999 Life's Little Baby Truths October 4th, 1999 It's a Zoo in here October 6th, 1999 Smoked Sausage Links October 9th, 1999 Playing With My Head October 11th, 1999 What I'm Working On Now or rather, then, as of October 16th, 1999

The Blair Witch Project project


I really liked this movie. Still do. I saw it six times in the theaters. This was my tribute to it. I got a bit carried away.

The unofficial Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Blair Witch Project
Carding the WitchDoing the WitchFilming the WitchIs There A Blair Witch?Lessons of the WitchLinking the WitchPieces of the WitchRoster of the WitchSpinning the WitchVictums of the Blair Witch

Bob Project


Okay. I'm a SubGenius. That takes a bit of explaining. These pages were an attempt to explain it in a particularly SubGeniusy way, but like most of my personal projects, it fell short.

Andre the Giant has a PosseBob DobbsHow many must I kill to prove I am not insane?slackSubGenius

Recycling Bin


Either these are old drafts of approved or rejected guide entries, or failed project attempts or test experiments and other crap. I think I could safely cancel all these, but I better doublecheck first.

Alpha CentauriCheap Lay [i found it funny at the time] CorsairsdadaDivorceFellow Field ResearchersFord Prefect's CorrespondentsIndex [a lame manual attempt] Marmite (this is a test)old Zachsmind page backupOneSandmanSpam (this is a test)Sub-editors Public ForumSubjective Topic IndexTruthZach's DietZach's Picks


I was right. All I've done is make yet another mess. I think I'll go take some aspirin and lay down for awhile...


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