By honest means unto the wrath of nondescription I steadfastly tred

Dont Panic, I dont understand it either, but then if you have nothing to say then make something up. What cannot be understood must, by definition, be very clever.

I suppose personal information should be provided, so here goes:

  1. My middle name is not Algenon
  2. My height is 3 brutons (when measured on Tuesdays on the planet Placido Minor)
  3. I am not a hermaphrodite
  4. My spell cheker needs new oil
  5. I have never understood Rossetti's great philosophical arguement: "Any being that knows its own parental gene pool bank is a wise being"
  6. I believe, with all my heart, that the number 6 is inherently evil and distorts the psyionic wave channels
  7. Australian Television Stations provide the same quality of service as the British National Health Service would if it was thirty-seven times less capable.

I certify that all of the above statements are true and correct, within the concept of subject illusion.

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