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  1. Clive the flying ostrich - Warlord
  2. acidbath - Grand

    Visier
  3. Parrferris - Minister of Defence
    ( Occasional Offence)
  4. Amy - High Priestess of Thing and the General in charge of External Affairs
  5. Shea the Sarcastic - Captain of the Thingite Guard
  6. The Gook - Sir Loin, Master at Arms
  7. Bob - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide Squad
  8. Lady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon Division
  9. HappyDude - Camp Follower
  10. Inkwash - Speaker of the Underpass
  11. St. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency (TIS)
  12. Average Joe - Thingite Tactical Advisor
  13. ing - Guardian of the Sacred Thorn
  14. M'Alice - Keeper of the Sacred Ale
  15. Ekki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain of Clan McThing
  16. Uncle Heavy - Sergeant major
  17. Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor of Good Ideas
  18. Acolyte Hezher - High Chocolater Pixie
  19. Minister of Occasional Tables
  20. Hiram Abif - Imperial Architect of all Things Thingy
  21. Sir TJ - Royal Protector of the Thingite Wit Kight Errant of the Thingite Cause
  22. Eris - Resident Deity
  23. Katie of the Redheads - Donna and Mother
  24. St Trin - Official operator (Thingite Legionaire)
  25. Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich Maker
  26. Sir EvilRoy - Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause
  27. E G Mel - The maker of small electric gadgets
  28. Queen Alamsy - Thingite Guard of Smilies
  29. Ice - Thingite Neuro-Surgeon
  30. Yeliab - Thingite Engineer
  31. ABI (!!!) - Captain of Reconnaissance
  32. Frankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda Chief
  33. Joe AKA Arnia - Head of R + D for the Thingite War Machine
  34. Dastardly - Principle Dragoon of the Thingite Legions
  35. Busterbone - Warden of the pound; Lobber of dogs.
  36. Cheesestraws: Official Thingite mascot (Artichoke)
  37. aka - Head Eater of cheesecake and
  38. D. Pres. for flicking rubber bands.
  39. Dien - Lord-Seneschal (and-Master-of-Werewolves) for the Court of Thing
  40. Annette - Official Chinchilla Trainer
  41. Pu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher on Thingite Calendar
  42. (A horse called) Bazooka Joe and His Amazing Travelling Side Show aka Dave - Magnificent Steed, Bearer of Thingites and Devourer of Carrots
  43. Cyberspook - Grand Inquisitor of Disgruntled Cat Toys and Lover of Small, Vicious, Feline Acupuncturists
  44. Joanna, Princess of Darkness - Thingite Star Gazer
  45. Peregrin - Official Falconer of the Thingite Legions
  46. Twinkle - Official Thingite Teleportationist
  47. Giga Strike - Lord of Rhyme and Reason, Master of Thingite Infantry
  48. Shorty - Tamer/Trainer of Kremlin
  49. Phreako - Official Pigeon Trainer
  50. Tuarinn Chaplin - Minister for General Sillyness
  51. w85 - Thingite Master of Ceremonies
  52. fred_smith - Professor of Surreal Weaponry
  53. ephirielX - Resident Thingite Psychologist for all Things Thingy
  54. Rootitoot - Thingite Trumpet Herald
  55. Ottox - Official Thingite Nemesis
  56. Demon Drawer - Adjutant of the Genuine Irish Thingite Council
  57. Granny Weatherwax - Matriarch of the Thingites and Mother in Law from Hell
  58. Ex-Rambling - Trainer of the Thingite Monster Moths (Parrot trooper)
  59. Ford Focus - Thingite Wizard (and diviner of dark magics!)
  60. Thing - Thingite Gat
  61. Engländer - Thingite of no things
  62. Bluecat7 - Thingite Handler of Condiments
  63. fords_prefect - drinker of tea
  64. Joe- Priest of Bovine-related rituals
  65. Bina-baby - wearer of all things purple
  66. Dr E Vibenstein - Doctor of Thingism
  67. Mr Plato (and cat:Cyril) - First Lieutenant of un-opened cans of Whuppass
  68. Sulk - faithful hound of Mr Arthur "Two Sheds"
    Jackson,
  69. Grand Visier of Thing
  70. Dreamchild Warspasam - minister for unnecessary macho posturing
  71. lemodog - captain of every wibble of the year
  72. I'm still thinking - Peerless Master of the Gunblade
  73. Sam Wolf, and ob the smiley face - Thingite Alterer of Calendars
  74. Infinity - Thingite Grand High Witch
  75. Pablo ferral - Thingite Distributor of bar-snacks
  76. Plastic Squirrel - Worrier of pigeons
  77. Tabitca - Official Thingite Cat
  78. Fred the Badger - Official Thingite Bartender
  79. Croz T Scout - ThingNet System Administrator
  80. The Doctor - Head of Confusion
  81. St Niwt - Amphibious Warden for the Thingite Asylum (Karnt Spel.)
  82. kirikugi - Thingite Tea and Chocolate Digestive Server
  83. March Hare Commander of the Thingite Lemmings
  84. Vidmaster - Warrior Prime of the Thingite Cause
  85. Casey - Bomber Squadron Leader
  86. Luvndaisies - Thingite Sergeant of Meaningless Numbers
  87. SnowGoddess169 - Thingite Philosopher and Sorceress
  88. Bubbles - Wandering Theoretical Mind
  89. Batty - Thingite Adawehi of Nuyagi
  90. Ex Libris Draconium - Official Thingite Librarian and Scaled Beastie
  91. MaW - Thingite Dance Troupe Choreographer
  92. Iron Griffin - Soul Forger and Thingite Weapon Smith
  93. some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one - Thingite Poet of Doom!!! and fluffy bunnies
  94. FABT - Commander in Chief of Twiglets and Special Operations
  95. Mookie - Thingite Arbiter of Infinite Wisdom and Justice
  96. Increase Mathers - Cause of Awkward Silences in the Court of Thing
  97. Captain Zog - Thingite Ambassador to the little people
  98. Avenging Washcloth - Thingite Athletics Supporter
  99. Engels42 - Thingite Minister of Leaky Ethics and Spiffyness
  100. Jiffajoffa - Thingite Minister of Bizzare and Confusing Conversations
  101. Lifson - Thingite Webmaster
  102. Cabman Green - Official Thingite Inhaler of Nasty Exhaust Fumes and Other Noxious Substances
  103. Strider - High Chair of the Peoples Front of Thingies
  104. Rat - Official Thingite Bloke
  105. Knifee - Thingite in charge of stuff you shouldn't run with
  106. Dragonfly - Official Unofficial Thingite
  107. Ernie (formerly Brian) - the Happy Little Elf who was born on a Thing
  108. Eggy - The Thingite purple monkey dishwasher fanatic
  109. Mrs Slartibartfast - Lower-Upper-Middle Management Manager of Stray Brain Cells and All Things Spazzy
  110. doreiwolf - Thingite Patron, Defender of Wibble, Pagan Younger and Official Pooper Scooper
  111. Smilodon Prefect - Brillo Pad Superintendant of the Thingite Army
  112. Iago - Thingite Odd Beast (Of Monty Python fame)

The 112 proud Members of Clan Thingite-----------------Clive the flying ostrich - Warlordacidbath - Grand VisierParrferris - Minister of Defence ( Occasional Offence)Amy - High Priestess of Thing and the General in charge of External AffairsShea the Sarcastic - Captain of the Thingite GuardThe Gook - Sir Loin, Master at ArmsBob - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide SquadLady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon DivisionHappyDude - Camp FollowerInkwash - Speaker of the UnderpassSt. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency (TIS)Average Joe - Thingite Tactical Advisoring - Guardian of the Sacred ThornM'Alice - Keeper of the Sacred AleEkki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain of Clan McThingUncle Heavy - Sergeant majorJon Quixote - Official Suggestor of Good Ideas Acolyte Hezher - High Chocolater PixieMinister of Occasional TablesHiram Abif - Imperial Architect of all Things ThingySir TJ - Royal Protector of the Thingite Wit Kight Errant of the Thingite CauseEris - Resident DeityKatie of the Redheads - Donna and MotherSt Trin - Official operator (Thingite Legionaire)Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich MakerSir EvilRoy - Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra Knight Errant of the Thingite CauseE G Mel - The maker of small electric gadgetsQueen Alamsy - Thingite Guard of SmiliesIce - Thingite Neuro-SurgeonYeliab - Thingite EngineerABI (!!!) - Captain of ReconnaissanceFrankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda ChiefJoe AKA Arnia - Head of R + D for the Thingite War MachineDastardly - Principle Dragoon of the Thingite LegionsBusterbone - Warden of the pound; Lobber of dogs. Cheesestraws: Official Thingite mascot (Artichoke)aka - Head Eater of cheesecake andD. Pres. for flicking rubber bands.Dien - Lord-Seneschal

and-Master-of-Werewolves) for the Court of ThingAnnette - Official Chinchilla TrainerPu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher on Thingite Calendar(A horse called) Bazooka Joe and His Amazing Travelling Side Show aka Dave - Magnificent Steed, Bearer of Thingites and Devourer of CarrotsCyberspook - Grand Inquisitor of Disgruntled Cat Toys and Lover of Small, Vicious, Feline AcupuncturistsJoanna, Princess of Darkness - Thingite Star GazerPeregrin - Official Falconer of the Thingite LegionsTwinkle - Official Thingite TeleportationistGiga Strike - Lord of Rhyme and Reason, Master of Thingite InfantryShorty - Tamer/Trainer of KremlinPhreako - Official Pigeon TrainerTuarinn Chaplin - Minister for General Sillynessw85 - Thingite Master of Ceremoniesfred_smith - Professor of Surreal WeaponryephirielX - Resident Thingite Psychologist for all Things ThingyRootitoot - Thingite Trumpet HeraldOttox - Official Thingite NemesisDemon Drawer - Adjutant of the Genuine Irish Thingite CouncilGranny Weatherwax - Matriarch of the Thingites and Mother in Law from HellEx-Rambling - Trainer of the Thingite Monster Moths (Parrot trooper)Ford Focus - Thingite Wizard (and diviner of dark magics!)Thing - Thingite GatEngländer - Thingite of no thingsBluecat7 - Thingite Handler of Condimentsfords_prefect - drinker of teaJoe- Priest of Bovine-related ritualsBina-baby - wearer of all things purpleDr E Vibenstein - Doctor of ThingismMr Plato (and cat:Cyril) - First Lieutenant of un-opened cans of WhuppassSulk - faithful hound of Mr Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson, Grand Visier of ThingDreamchild Warspasam - minister for unnecessary macho posturinglemodog - captain of every wibble of the yearI'm still thinking - Peerless Master of the GunbladeSam Wolf, and ob the smiley face - Thingite Alterer of CalendarsInfinity - Thingite Grand High WitchPablo ferral - Thingite Distributor of bar-snacksPlastic Squirrel - Worrier of pigeonsTabitca - Official Thingite CatFred the Badger - Official Thingite BartenderCroz T Scout - ThingNet System AdministratorThe Doctor - Head of ConfusionSt Niwt - Amphibious Warden for the Thingite Asylum (Karnt Spel.)kirikugi - Thingite Tea and Chocolate Digestive ServerMarch Hare Commander of the Thingite LemmingsVidmaster - Warrior Prime of the Thingite CauseCasey - Bomber Squadron LeaderLuvndaisies - Thingite Sergeant of Meaningless

NumbersSnowGoddess169 - Thingite Philosopher and SorceressBubbles - Wandering Theoretical MindBatty - Thingite Adawehi of NuyagiEx Libris Draconium - Official Thingite Librarian and Scaled BeastieMaW - Thingite Dance Troupe ChoreographerIron Griffin - Soul Forger and Thingite Weapon Smithsome bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one - Thingite Poet of Doom!!! and fluffy bunniesFABT - Commander in Chief of Twiglets and Special OperationsMookie - Thingite Arbiter of Infinite Wisdom and JusticeIncrease Mathers - Cause of Awkward Silences in the Court of ThingCaptain Zog - Thingite Ambassador to the little peopleAvenging Washcloth - Thingite Athletics SupporterEngels42 - Thingite Minister of Leaky Ethics and SpiffynessJiffajoffa - Thingite Minister of Bizzare and Confusing ConversationsLifson - Thingite WebmasterCabman Green - Official Thingite Inhaler of Nasty

Exhaust Fumes and Other Noxious SubstancesStrider - High Chair of the Peoples Front of ThingiesRat - Official Thingite BlokeKnifee - Thingite in charge of stuff you shouldn't run withDragonfly - Official Unofficial ThingiteErnie (formerly Brian) - the Happy Little Elf who was born on a ThingEggy - The Thingite purple monkey dishwasher fanaticMrs Slartibartfast - Lower-Upper-Middle Management Manager of Stray Brain Cells and All Things Spazzydoreiwolf - Thingite Patron, Defender of Wibble, Pagan Younger and Official Pooper ScooperSmilodon Prefect - Brillo Pad Superintendant of the Thingite ArmyIago - Thingite Odd Beast (Of Monty Python fame)

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<ITEM H2G2="U181217"> Travelling Side Show aka Dave - Magnificent Steed,</ITEM>
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<ITEM H2G2="U153916">Twinkle - Official Thingite Teleportationist</ITEM>
<ITEM H2G2="U181202">Giga Strike - Lord of Rhyme and Reason,</ITEM>
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<ITEM H2G2="U178286">Phreako - Official Pigeon Trainer</ITEM>
<ITEM H2G2="U171553">Tuarinn Chaplin - Minister for General Sillyness</ITEM>
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<ITEM H2G2="U183846">I'm still thinking - Peerless Master of the Gunblade</ITEM>
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<ITEM H2G2="U166033">Infinity - Thingite Grand High Witch</ITEM>
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<ITEM H2G2="U185009">The Doctor - Head of Confusion</ITEM>
<ITEM H2G2="U162817">St Niwt - Amphibious Warden for the Thingite Asylum (Karnt Spel.)</ITEM>
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<ITEM H2G2="U183832">March Hare Commander of the Thingite Lemmings</ITEM>
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