The Life of Thing


Welcome to my page! You can call me Thing. Here is some general information about me first:


Some of the STUFF I particularly enjoy include playing the flute, modern dance, art, my friends and family, writing, and more that I just can't seem to remember right now. A mermaid wearing an orange turban and playing the flute underwater Did I mention that i love Douglas Adams? My favorite's his HHGTTG trilogy. I've read it at least ten times, and it never gets old! My other favorites would have to include Tolkien...I'm afraid I'm actually quite obsessed with LotR; I've seen the movie five times... Library books on a shelf People say I'm sarcastic... But don't worry, I'm sure they're all just lying through their teeth, because I'm not at all! (he he!) Call it sarcasm. I call it personality.




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The proud Members of Clan ThingiteClive the flying ostrich - Warlordacidbath - Grand VisierParrferris - Minister of Defence (& Occasional Offence)Amy - High Priestess of ThingShea the Sarcastic - Captain of the Thingite GuardThe Gook - Sir Loin, Master at ArmsBob - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide SquadLady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon DivisionHappyDude - Camp FollowerInkwash - Speaker of the UnderpassSt. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency (TIS)Average Joe - Thingite Tactical AdvisorÞing - Guardian of the Sacred ThornM'Alice - Keeper of the Sacred AleEkki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain of Clan McThingUncle Heavy - Sergeant majorJon Quixote - Official Suggestor of Good Ideas Acolyte Hezher - High Chocolater PixieMinister of Occasional TablesHiram Abif - Imperial Architect of all Things ThingyTJ - Royal Protector of the Thingite WitEris - Resident DeityKatie of the Redheads - Donna and MotherSt Trin - Official operator (Thingite Legionaire)Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich MakerEvilRoy - Maestro of the Thingite OrchestraE G Mel - The maker of small electric gadgetsQueen Alamsy - Thingite Guard of SmiliesIce - Thingite Neuro-SurgeonYeliab - Thingite EngineerABI (!!!) - Captain of ReconnaissanceFrankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda ChiefJoe AKA Arnia - Head of R + D for the Thingite War MachineDastardly - Principle Dragoon of the Thingite LegionsBusterbone - Warden of the pound; Lobber of dogs. Cheesestraws: Official Thingite mascot (Artichoke)aka - Head Eater of cheesecake and   D. Pres. for flicking rubber bands.Dien - Lord-Seneschal (and-Master-of-Werewolves)   for the Court of ThingAnnette - Official Chinchilla TrainerPu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher on Thingite Calendar(A horse called) Bazooka Joe and His Amazing   Travelling Side Show aka Dave - Magnificent Steed,   Bearer of Thingites and Devourer of CarrotsCyberspook - Grand Inquisitor of Disgruntled Cat Toys   and Lover of Small, Vicious, Feline AcupuncturistsJoanna, Princess of Darkness - Thingite Star GazerPeregrin - Official Falconer of the Thingite LegionsTwinkle - Official Thingite TeleportationistGiga Strike - Lord of Rhyme and Reason,   Master of Thingite InfantryShorty - Tamer/Trainer of KremlinPhreako - Official Pigeon TrainerTuarinn Chaplin - Minister for General Sillynessw85 - Thingite Master of Ceremoniesfred_smith - Professor of Surreal WeaponryephirielX - Resident Thingite Psychologist   for all Things ThingyRootitoot - Thingite Trumpet HeraldOttox - Official Thingite NemesisDemon Drawer - Adjutant of the Genuine Irish Thingite CouncilGranny Weatherwax - Matriarch of the Thingites   and Mother in Law from Hellrambling - Thingite Parrot TrooperFord Focus - Thingite Wizard (and diviner of dark magics!)Thing - Thingite GatEngländer - Thingite of no thingsBluecat7 - Thingite Handler of Condimentsfords_prefect - drinker of teaThe SAS badge with a camouflaged soldier in the background Read the MANIFESTO FOR THE CAMPAIGN TO RENAME THURSDAY "THING" HERE

Infcibeth here are the naymef of the brayv, who poffeffed grayt Fortitude and commitment to the caufe in thif year of Our Lord 2001 (around Lunchtime) - Clive the flying Ostrich, Warlord.

I'm desperate, so give me advice, links, whatever! PLEASE! Thanks for visiting and *KiSsEs* to all!


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