The Gook's page in the Guide...
Howdy hey, travelers of the Galaxy. There are some who call me Tim.Placed by the Campaign to Elect Lady Scott!
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My life
Well, I'm a college freshman in Michigan1, and I learned about the H2G2 books through a friend of mine, and was led here by her. I have always loved reading and especially Sci-Fi. Though I don't have much time for reading anymore, I hope to soon. Please, Summer come soon!!My Universe
I want to say it right here, right now. I am a fencer! Swords are a passion for some of my friends, and myself. Think of it this way, you meet interesting people, and then promptly stab them! I also love computer games, and programming. Right now, I'm all hyped up because I'm attending an amazing school for Computer Science.My Everything
My life (as is this page) is constantly changing. Check back with me later!~ The Thingite Clivorian Ostrichsolarian Calendar ~
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The Campaign To Rename Thursday Thing!
The 442 -1 Proud Members Of Clan Thingite1. Clive the flying ostrich - Warlord2. acidbath - Grand Visier3. Parrferris - Minister Of Defence (And Occasional Offence)4. Amy - High Priestess Of Thing And General In Charge Of External Affairs5. The Gook - Sir Loin, Master At Arms6. Inkwash - Speaker Of The Underpass7. Shea the Sarcastic - Captain Of The Thingite Guard And Honourary Spork Giver-Outer-er8. HappyDude - Camp Follower9. Bob - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide Squad10. Average Joe - Thingite Tactical Advisor11. M'Alice - Keeper Of The Sacred Ale12. Sad, Mad or Bad - Bearer Of Pennants13. Uncle Heavy - Sergeant Major / Witchfinder14. Lady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon Division15. Thing - Guardian Of The Sacred Thorn16. St. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency (TIS)17. Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor Of Good Ideas18. Ekki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain Of Clan McThing19. Acolyte Hezher - High Chocolater Pixie20. Minister Of Occasional Tables21. Hiram Abif - Imperial Architect Of All Things Thingy22. Kaz - Resident Deity23. Sir TJ - Royal Protector Of The Thingite Wit And Kight Errant Of The Thingite Cause24. Katie of the Redheads - Donna And Mother25. St Trin - Official Operator (Thingite Legionaire)26. Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich Maker27. Sir EvilRoy - Maestro Of The Thingite Orchestra And Knight Errant Of The Thingite Cause28. E G Mel - The Maker Of Small Electric Gadgets29. Queen Alamsy - Thingite Guard Of Smilies30. Ice - Thingite Neuro-Surgeon31. Yeliab - Thingite Engineer32. ABI (!!!) - Captain Of Reconnaissance33. Frankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda Chief34. Joe AKA Arnia - Head Of R + D For The Thingite War Machine35. Dastardly - Principle Dragoon Of The Thingite Legions36. Busterbone - Warden Of The Pound; Lobber Of dogs37. Cheesestraws - Official Thingite Mascot (Artichoke)38. aka - Head Eater of Cheesecake And D. Pres. For Flicking Rubber Bands39. Dien - Lord-Seneschal (And-Master-Of-Werewolves) For The Court Of Thing40. Annette - Official Chinchilla Trainer41. Pu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher On Thingite Calendar42! (A horse called) Bazooka Joe And His Amazing Travelling Side Show aka Dave - Magnificent Steed, Bearer Of Thingites And Devourer Of Carrots43. Cyberspook - Grand Inquisitor Of Disgruntled Cat Toys And Lover Of Small, Vicious, Feline Acupuncturists44. J'au-æmne, Princess of Darkness - Thingite Star Gazer And Official Person In Charge Of Making Something Official Looking45. Peregrin - Official Falconer Of The Thingite Legions46. Twinkle - Official Thingite Teleportationist47. Angelecon - Angelic Warrior Creator of Crystalic Weaponry For The Thingite Legions48. Shorty - Tamer/Trainer Of Kremlin49. Phreako - Official Pigeon Trainer50. Tuarinn Chaplin - Minister For General Sillyness51. w85 - Thingite Master Of Ceremonies52. fred_smith - Professor Of Surreal Weaponry53. ephirielX - Resident Thingite Psychologist For All Things Thingy54. Rootitoot - Thingite Trumpet Herald55 -1. Ottox - Official Thingite Nemesis56. Demon Drawer - Adjutant Of The Genuine Irish Thingite Council57. Granny Weatherwax - Matriarch Of The Thingites And Mother In Law From Hell58. Ex-Rambling - Trainer Of The Thingite Monster Moths (Parrot Trooper)59. Ford Focus - Thingite Wizard (And Diviner Of Dark Magics!)60. Thing - Thingite Gat61. Engländer - Thingite Of No Things62. Bluecat7 - Thingite Handler Of Condiments63. fords_prefect - Drinker Of Tea64. Joe - Priest Of Bovine-Related Rituals65. Bina-baby - Wearer Of All Things Purple66. Dr E Vibenstein - Doctor Of Thingism67. Mr Plato (and cat:Cyril) - First Lieutenant of Un-Opened Cans Of Whuppass68. Sulk - Faithful Hound Of Mr Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson, Grand Visier Of Thing69. Dreamchild Warspasam - Minister For Unnecessary Macho Posturing70. lemodog - Captain Of Every Wibble Of The Year71. I'm still thinking - Peerless Master Of The Gunblade72. Sam Wolf, and ob the smiley face - Thingite Alterer Of Calendars73. Infinity - Thingite Grand High Witch74. Pablo ferral - Thingite Distributor Of Bar-Snacks75. Plastic Squirrel - Worrier Of Pigeons76. Tabitca - Official Thingite Cat77. Fred the Badger - Official Thingite Bartender78. Croz T Scout - ThingNet System Administrator79. The Doctor - Head Of Confusion80. St Niwt - Amphibious Warden For The Thingite Asylum (Karnt Spel.)81. kirikugi - Thingite Tea And Chocolate Digestive Server82. March Hare - Commander Of The Thingite Lemmings83. Vidmaster - Warrior Prime Of The Thingite Cause84. Casey - Bomber Squadron Leader85. Luvndaisies - Thingite Sergeant Of Meaningless Numbers86. SnowGoddess169 - Thingite Philosopher And Sorceress87. Bubbles - Wandering Theoretical Mind88. Batty - Thingite Adawehi Of Nuyagi89. Ex Libris Draconium - Official Thingite Librarian And Scaled Beastie90. MaW - Thingite Dance Troupe Choreographer91. Iron Griffin - Soul Forger And Thingite Weapon Smith92. some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one - Thingite Poet Of Doom!!! And Fluffy Bunnies93. FABT - Commander In Chief Of Twiglets And Special Operations94. Mookie - Thingite Arbiter Of Infinite Wisdom And Justice95. Increase Mathers - Cause Of Awkward Silences In The Court Of Thing96. Captain Zog - Thingite Ambassador To The Little People97. Avenging Washcloth - 1st Lieutenant, Officer In Charge Of Butt-Kicking (And Thingite Athletics Supporter)98. Engels42 - Thingite Minister Of Leaky Ethics And Spiffyness99. Jiffajoffa - Thingite Minister Of Bizzare And Confusing Conversations100! Lifson - Thingite Webmaster101. Cabman Green - Official Thingite Inhaler Of Nasty Exhaust Fumes And Other Noxious Substances102. Strider - High Chair Of The Peoples Front Of Thingies103. Rat - Official Thingite Bloke104. Knifee - Thingite In Charge Of Stuff You Shouldn't Run With105. Dragonfly - Official Unofficial Thingite106. Ernie (formerly Brian) - The Happy Little Elf Who Was Born On A Thing107. Eggy - The Thingite Purple Monkey Dishwasher Fanatic108. Mrs Slartibartfast - Lower-Upper-Middle Management Manager Of Stray Brain Cells And All Things Spazzy109. doreiwolf - Thingite Patron, Defender Of Wibble, Pagan Younger And Official Pooper Scooper110. Smilodon Prefect - Brillo Pad Superintendant Of The Thingite Army111. Iago - Thingite Odd Beast (Of Monty Python Fame)112. Michele - Purveyor Of Oscillating Gyroscopes And Thingite Postmistress General113. Ripper - Veteran Soditite Specialist And Navigator Of High-Speed Inanimate Objects (Including But Not Limited To Walls And Bus Stops)114. Balsac - The Wrinkled Retainer115. Candi - Mistress Of Titters116. Clelba - Spigot Nodulator117. Lady Scott - Thingite Metalurgist And Offical Spork Engraver And Offical Easter Egg Finderouter-er118. Sergeant Mushroom - Sergeant Mushroom119. Cybermuz - Thingite/L.A.H. Liason Officer120. Carl - Official Undead Zombie Chicken Of Thing (ex partie)121. Leeneh - Bornonthing122. Ba'alzamon - Lord Of The Underworld, And All Things Dark And Slimy123. Yar Kramer - Summary Summoner124. Elle - Thingite Espionage Agent125. Galen - Official Banisher Of Sodit126. One Large Sperm Whale - Oceanic Activities Officer In Charge of Water-Proof Spork Accessories And Shiny Gardening Tools127. TORG - Lord High Slapper Of Wrists and Knitter Of Belly-Button Fluff128. Mr Inertia - Thingite Ponderer Of Laziness And Giver-Outer-er Of Excuses For Being Lazy129. GreyDesk - Official Thingite Spokesperson To/From The Questions Only Thread130. THE KID - Romancer Of The Realm Of The Ridiculous131. Neobrad - Thingite Biro Consultant132. Kaz - Thingite Musical Trivia Anorak And Follower Of Richard Marx-ism133. Mr Legion - Secretary Of Evil For The Thingite Cause134. Fadookie the Froody - The Shah Of Great Boo-hally, Vice President Of The Department Of Vice And Strife, Coveter Of Llamas, Newbie Extraordinaire135. Vicki Chicki - Community Playgroup Leader To The Thingite Clan136. KerrAvon- Thingite In Charge Of Revoltionary Misspelt Graffetttti137. Sir Stu - Thingite Cook138. Sir Culdasac - Master Of The Thingite Monkey Army139. Alex - Thingite Ambassador Of The Irony Of The Smile140. GingerElle - High Empress Of Rich Tea Eating And Curator Of The Official Fruitcake141. Doc Shinryuu - The Great And Powerful Towel Mage142. peter the girl - Thingite Peter Gabriel Namesake And Correspondent To Teddybears And White Mice143. AndyG - Thingite Scanner Of Subterrainean Surfaces144. Yankee Shoes - Chief Subliminator Of Thingite Espionage145. Vroomfindel - Thingite Of Title-Related Indecisiveness And Unofficial Changer Of The Mind146. Pinniped - The Dark-Eyed Nemesis Of Very Nearly All Things Piscine147. NihilistMan - Enforcer Of Good And Righteous Aroma To That Of Your Cheese, The Honourable Crown Duke Of Sillywaddle148. GingerElle - High Empress Of Rich Tea Eating And Curator Of The Official Fruitcake149. winter rae - Zen Controller Of Strategy And Reconnaisance150. Captain A.J. Rimmer - Deputy, Vice-Minion Maintenance Repairman Of Thingite Stuff151. mezzy5 - Thingite Weather Dragon152. Hyp_huff - Thingite Minnyster Of Educashun153. Jedi Jade and Thras - Patron Punk Jedi154. Typolifi - Grand Nofficer Of The 5th Wibble Taskforce155. Peet - Pedant To The Stars156. Crazy Man - Wearer Of The Crazy Indiana "Who's Yer Daddy?" Pants157. Utter Bewilderment - Thingite Preacher158. Auralyra - Thingite Ambassador To Fools, Keeper Of The Thingite Greenhouse And Official Spurner Of Broccoli159. Beatnik - Relatively Official Minister Of Anything Saturated With Caffeine160. Daro Frink - Sub Personality Of Daro. In Charge Of Co-ordinating The Voices In Your Head161. Redz - Thingitty Thing, The Thing Thing's Sister162. British Bulldog - Extreme Orangutan Of The Dark Side163. Ineffable - The-Gallivanting-Head-Of-The-Past-Events-Of- Somewhere-Or-Another, In Disguise164. ddombrow - Official Thingite Teddy Bear165. RhoMuNuQ - Thingite Link To Psueudophysical Reality166. Amy Pawloski - Thingite Official Mufflewhump Giver-Outerererer ...er...er...167. Tubaman - Official Thingte Kleptomaniac168. Terran - The Gabble-Less, Except On Weekends169. Zok Zimmerman - The Offical Bellhop Of The Thingites And Poobah Of The Way Of The Spork170. RYU - The Lord Of The Light Dragons171. Cybercat - Cleaner Of Strange And Metallic Objects172. Chauncey - The Startled Gazeebo173. The Omniscient One - Guardian Of All Thingite Knowledge And Wisdom174. Ralph the Wonder Llama, Supreme Commander Of All Killer Llamas175. Darth Zaphod-Incurably Disgruntled Shaver Of Hairy Dragons175a. Narapoia - Life President Of The Good Intentions Club (Hades Branch)177. Oberon2001 - Holder Of The Royal Knickers, Low-Lord Chicken Soup Jump-Start Mechanic178. Rajimom - Duchess Of Sodit179. Z Phantom - Bringer Of Boring And Dull Books180. quid animus esse - The Unmentionable Is Almost Here And It Makes Me Want To Cry, Dear Thingites, Please Go To This A857937 And You'll Know The Reason Why181. Zhora - Lover Of Sailors And Mountaineers, Purveyor Of Tea And Shortbread To The Thingite Army, Holder Of An Emergency Can Of Irn Bru182. JustAnotherNumber - Lord High Praetor Of Thingite-ica183. Mr Blue Sky - Thingite Official Window Opener And Part-Time Caretaker184. finnjim - THE Teacher Of The Thingite Clan185. Emmi - Thingite Official Origami Crane Maker186. Nastykoala - Grand Thingite Master And Cause Of Chemistry Lab Fiascos187. Wuytvandriver - Head Of Insanely Fast Driving188. Blood Angel - Thingus The Thingite Crusader189. Jedi Apprentice - Very Depressed Thingite190. Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm From Betelgeuse - Executive Director Of The "Life B4 Thingite-ism" Rehabilitation Director Of The "Life B4 Thingite-ism" Rehabilitation Center (Where We Help You Shed All Those Old Mundane Worrisome Insipid Main-Stream Habits With A Minimum Of Electro-Shock Therapy), And Holder Of The Keys To The Loo191. Nerissa - The Wise Yet Stupid, Of The Epicentre Of Psychotic Rumblings And Australian Ambassador For The Irradication Of Th****days And Eventual Complete Cessation Of Work192. Zantic - Evil Scientist In Training193. Schroedinger's Irate Absinthe Cat - Thingite Emperor Of The Poo People, Scourge Of The Nephilim And Master Of The Kitty Kat Mojo Mosque194. Miss Revett - Spineripper Magnificent, And Person In Charge Of Torturing Those Who Oppose The Thingite Cause With Pantyhose195. ApparÏtÏon - Haunter Of The Dark Places In The Halls Of The Thingite Castle196. Mystrunner - Assassin197. Daniel Anthony - Thingite Minister Of Covert Tactics198. Count Zero - MosquitoFinder Pursuivant And Straightener Of Phone Cords199. Ranmafreak - Lord High Minister In Charge Of Standing Around And Looking Generally Confused For Some Odd Reason200! ecw4life - Barry, The Third Viscount (Biscuit) Of Dudleyville201. Buzz Lightyear - Admiral Carpe Diem202. Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle - CEO Of Tandy And Direct Link To God203. Snill (One of the Little People) - Master Of French-Horn Playing Turtles And The Main Shoelace Tier Of Shoelaces On Shoe204. Zscteaoufph - Vice Grand High Poobah Of The Thingites Of Estonia Faction205. Atari - The Great Master Of Large Inflated Sporks206. Mozzerella - Officer In Charge Of Hopelessly Complex Devices207. Noggin the Nog - Secretary Of Stoat And Chief Weasel208. Santa - Santa Claus209. Jade - Official Hoarder Of Specially Trained Cats For The Thingite Armada210. Euan - Honourable Thingite Boffin211. Falstaff- Earl Marshal To The Thingite Cause212. Queegle - Keeper Of The Evil Thingite Avon Lady Army And Mary Poppins's Bag Of Darkness213. Deadelvis - The Holder Of The Chamber Of Extreme Sillyness214. Jeff Mutton - In Charge Of Anne Robinson Facemasks And Stuffed Olives215. Bryson - Chief-Assistant-Senior-Vice-Deputy-Corporal216. AR Fuller - Thingite Lemon Slicer And Official Helper-outer-er To The official Thingite Bartender217. Lee - High Priestess In The Order Of The Silver Spork218. Schrödinger's Cat-Flap - Thingite Master Of Tentacle Waving, Deep-Sea Cricket And Similar Sports219. Hushpaw - The Wolf220. Bix - Thingite Grand Exalted Advisutron To The High Tier221. Farlander - Quackspert Of Things That Go Blastedly Missing On Sodit Mornings222. Intrepidcat- The Grand Queen Pixy Of The Slightly Ovoid Table223. Wired Kenny - Coffee Meister Of The Highlands224. Deus Ex Machina - Thingite Of The 42K Post And A Great Deal of Shame Associated With It (Not Being Allowed To Leave!)225. Masuud O'Flarity - Discount Fortune Teller226. Viojen - Official Spork Polisher227. Nylarthotep - Lord Of The Ever-Expanding Sea Of Human Ignorance And Stupidity And The Exclamation "What Do You Mean You've Never Seen The Ken Clean-Air-System Sketch? It's A Bloody Classic!!!"228. D'Tan - Thingite In Charge Of Sporks Used In Electrical Engineering Applications229. A Leg - Spearheading The Kampain For Days To Be Spelt Rite230. Aries - Guard Of The Space/Time Continuum And Member Of The Fellowship Of The Thing231. Reefgirl - Thingite Librarian232. nighthoover - The Guy Who Changes All The Lightbulbs233. alien747 - Head Gardener And Minister For Interplanetary Exchange Of Psychoactive Matter, Thoughts, Sounds, Vapor, Lights, Ideas And Any Form Of Energy To Enhance The Ability To Build Symbolic Machines234. Just Justin - Just Zis Guy, You Know?235. Shake - Assistant Guardian Of The Space-Time Continuum236. His Supreme Holiness Brendan I - Pope And Patriarch Of North America, Bishop Of Arizona, Metropolitan Of Phoenix And The Valley Of The Sun237. Jodan - Head Miner Of 42 For The Edited Guide238. Sir Mort - Of The Lunar Eclipse239. JustMe - Minister Of Cheese240. Jodan - Madpea - Thingite Flying Person241. Alkland - Keeper Of Silly Hats & Powerful Overlord (In A Nice Way) Of The Chesterfield Thingite Division242. Andrew 2.5 - Ruler Of All Things Purple And Master Of All Superlative Adjectives Except Bluest243. Hobart - Official Thingite Hornswoggler244. Fish - Curser Of The Thingite Abusers Things245. Me - He, Who, While Attempting Not To Become A Suburban Sufferer Of Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, Didn't Not Fail To Star In His Very Own Semiautobiographical Fish246. Renee6612 - Archivist of Insignificant Minutiae247. Bobo248. Dragantha The Golden Dragon - The Queen Kri`sey Druak Her 1st Knight And Protector249. Hyatir - Most High And Noble Sultan Of The Weasel Korps, Holder Of The Golden Spoon, And Supplier Of The Overstuffed Hamsticks250. Rt.Hon.Marklar - All Round Jolly Chap (My Lonely Heart) Devilfish-Mcginty251. Draven - Master Of Random Blowtorch Activities252. Lord Goosberry D'Fez - Grand Chyampion Fez Wearer, Defender Of The Cape253. misha_franklin - The Carefree Twit254. Daraline - Holder Of Profound Ignorance And Uneaten Marmite Sandwiches255. Html works - Thingite Headsman256. badger2099 - Lord Archancellor Badger, Cleaner Of The Mystic Scrolls, Duster Of The Ancient Grimoires, General Odd-Job Man At The Local Magical Library257. Takitomouse - Purveyor Of Spoons, Cakes And Slight Temporal Disturbances (With Widget)258. Badger B - The Lord High Thingite Archivist259. Zero Cool - Kitten From Pikey82260. Arwen - 1/3 Of Multiminded Entity: Bartok The Bat, Veggie, Hippy, Other Things Ending In Eeee And Very, Very Poor Student261. Les - Sole Representative Of The Manifestations Of The One True Tigger (boing) 262. Eris - Thingite Goddess (And The 1st Thingite Baby!!!)263. His Divine Shadow - Thingite Commander Of A Brigade Of Kilted Scotsmen264. Agent 1-3: High Priestess Of The Cult Of Ernie, Chieftain Of Laziali, And Professional Devotee Of The Sunshine Of Goldilocks265. Astroboy 69 - Aardvark Mutineer: Abscoder With Heraldic Ants Of Thingdom266. PenGwen - Benevolent Tyrant, Of Hebetude And Vivacity; Keeper Of The Useless Book Of Wonder Knowledge (Was The Wonder Book Of Useless Knowledge, But Then It Became Totally Useless)267. turvy - Honourable Gatekeeper Of The Barrier On The Underpass Car Park268. Eric- The Other, Other White Meat269. Dr Anthea - Thingite Psychiatrist270. 2legs - Thingite Randomness Regulator271. Denno - Thingite Calender Relabelling And Co-ordination Specialist272. big rich - Official Stirrer Of Other Men's Tea And The Reason 90% Of Thingites Get Divorced Correspondant To Seedy Bars And Cupboards Throughout The Lands Of The Thingites273. Flynn - General Secretary For The Ministry Of Stuff That No Other Ministry Wants To Take Charge Of, E.g. Rechargeable Batteries and Pooh Sticks Champion274. Maximus Decimus Meridius - General Of The Armies Of The Spork275. Advocatus Diaboli - Supreme Generalissimo Of The Thingite Regiment Of Cowards276. Tippsy - Oh What Now!277. Alison - Executive Of The High Flyers278. Whoever - Baron Of The Lower Prophecies279. Mullet - Protector Of The Palladium Spork And Master Of Pi280. PETA - Temporary Visitor To The Thingite Clan (With Dan)281. Tacsatduck - Sgt. Who Isn't Anywhere Near 50 But Gets Mistaken For It, In Charge Of Finding Women For Zak The Duck, While At The Same Time Saying YYYYAAAAYYYY Really Loud Like A Yeti With A Harmonica In The Key Of G, Adder Of Numbers To Equal 42, Loser Of Cameras, Enemy Of The Evil Sheep, Drinker Of (stout, ale, stiffdrink, Or Just Whatever Is Free), Jumper Outer Of Almost Perfectly Good Airplanes, Haver Of Sparkly Eyes, Doer Of Manly Cross-stitching, Corruptor Of Youth And Just About Everyone Else, Miss Speller Of Words, And All Around Delicate Flower (Who Plays Prop)282. skittledog - Defender Of The Letter 'S'283. Natai - Pizza Orderer Extraodinaire284. Happysuggs - Retainer Of Useless Information For Good Of Thing-Kind285. ismarah - Official Thingy Translater286. Evil One - Not Really Evil Anti Thingism Thingite In Charge Of Creating Havoc In Thingite Threads By Constantly Uttering Blasphemous Day Names And Claiming Not To Be A Thingite287. Gaia - By Divine Right Keeper Of The Randomness Breeding Grounds, Master Eye-Roller, And Queen Of The Eccentric Planet288. Semiquaver and Pentameter - Vaguely Official Thingite Jekyll And Hyde Parody289. Farrago - Official Thingite Towel Herder290. Kiro Yukai - High Protector Of Jones Soda Bottlecaps And All Other Modern Prophecy291. HarpoNotMarx - Pedantic Surrealist292. Phoenix Ravenflame - Grand High Sheltie Goddess, Matriarch Of The Ravenflame Gypsy Clan, Leader Of The Sorority Of The Llama, And Best Friend Of The Leprechan Paddy O'Furniture293. Tu Gifalis - Director And Overseer Of Gummy Bear Torture294. Alex Moore - The Overseeing Magistrate Of The Great Eastern Nuclear Lima Bean Factory295. Drekenloka - Who Doesn't Always Fully Complete His296. b9nr515 - Grand Master Of All Things Only Existent In Somebody's Head297. What is rule one? - Minister Of The First Rule298. Kreetch Kreetchius - Master Of Belly Button Fluff And Twisting To The Eventual Aim Of Having Enough To Knit A Small Jumper299. Phoenix - Mostly-Minister Of Defense Against Slug-Tongues And Minor Deity Of Unlikely Travel/Thoughtless Adventure300! Wonko the (In)Sane - Scribe And Scroll Guardian301. AK nonexistent - Thingite Head Lumberjack302. Dr Fishboy - The Great Mega Wobble Of Thingy303. Nicole - Thingite Teacher304. Lampost_of_the_Babblefishes - Arula-Protector Of The Invisible Spatula People305. Marsinta Drewbish - Controller Of Haywire Robots306. Skullock - The Evil Janitor Of The BoE307. Jonson - Thingite Serf Of The Weird Initiative Rhinos308. Cinnamon spider - Luminescent Devotee Of Musical Brilliance, Charismatic Enigma And All Things Type Four309. Pope Pygmy Marmoset - High Priestess Of Paisley, Episkopos Of Thee Cabal Of Our Lady Of Thee Startlingly Obvious, Founder/Director Of The Scientific Paisley Institute, Giver Of Obtuse Titles, POEE Chaplain, Werret310. Rissa - The Most Revered Lady ShoeShine, President Of The Association For The Prevention Of Boots Being Covered In Mouse, Frog, Hedgehog Or Other Small Animal Guts And Healer Of Those Addicted To The Shift Key!311. Filburt - Official Thingite Treasurer Of The Turtles312. MadFiddler2 - aka Scuttlemouse - Official Scrap-Searcher And Scavenger For The Thingite Cause313. Davski - Head Of Thingite Cheese Awareness Campaign314. Nick - Thingite Dance Commander Who Cannot Dance315. Erklehammerdrat - PR Rep Of The Gibbering Chimps316. explodingboy316 - Eternal Kamakaziest Of The Thingites317. Workspin (English) - The Maker Of The Pangalacticgargleblaster On Thingy Nights318. Yersinia Rory Borealis - The Exalted Morbid Master Of The Red Rodeo And Official Veen Orphan319. Spider - Minister For Things That Hide In The Corner Of Your Room And Keep You Awake At 4am320. Stu, That Silly Clanger - Supreme Lord, Master And Commander Of The Legion Of Thingite Clangers321. Tacysa - The Tapdancing Turkey Taker322. Ballisticsheep - The Indomitable Rubber Pot Plant323. Greven Il-Vec - God Of Rice324. Silver Moonlight - Offical Thingite Turkey Ninja325. Spike - The Universal Towel Warmer, One Size Only: Extra Large326. Able-seaman Matt - Duke Of Tangerine Consumption And High Priest Of Cleaning Ferrets With Very Small Brushes327. Researcher Squangos - Cleaner Of Things That Clean, Dirtier Of Things That Clean That Have Been Cleaned, And Doer Of Other Jobs Which Similarly Contradict Each Other, Letting Him Get Double Pay 'Till The Ends Of Time (Or At Least Until I Own Everything, Natch)328. Sachiel - Angel of Thing329. Wekaman - He Who Likes Shiny Things And Loud Music330. Matt, the inflatable ferret - The Scrubber Of Ferrets Using Self-Defeatingly Small Brushes331. Frogglette, Tree dweller taking over the world - Commander Of Jiggery-Pokery And Long Distance Phone Calls332. selkie - just selkie333. Werm86 - The Leader Of The Worms And The Werms (And All Derivitaves Of The Name Worm) And The Werm/Worm Clan Supports You!334. The Sweety Munster - Collector And Eater Of The Thingite Sweeties335. She who shall be obeyed - Gin Empress And Bulgakov Lover336. Emperor Jacob I - Inventor, Owner, And Operator Of The Magical Thingite Time Machine337. The Beast338. Eggledina339. TheDirtyVicar - Chaplain To The Outcast And Disenfrachised340. Hermi the Cat - Thingite Feline Relaxation Therapist341. GodBen - The God Of Doors, Eunuchs And Cardealerships342. Marvin - Young, American, And Hopelessly Depressed343. Twig the pale344. Yosarian - Slayer Of Peckish Chickens And Thrower Of Alarm Clocks345. Cliche - The Observer346. Feuille - the Un-Do-Able, Un-Are-Able, Un-Speak-Able And Generally Un-Think-Able, And Over-User Of Hy-phens347. Cat-Eyes - The Lordest High Admiralest Of Hurting Herself And Being A Blind Cripple And Smart-Ass With Incessant Talking348. Juliana - Gatekeeper, Keykeeper, Coffee-And-Bacon-Sandwich Provider349. AlsieBoo - Resident Twister Of Words, Fingers, Backs And All Other Major Limbs350. Ted - (comments randomly and furiously on topics he doesn't have the time or intelligence to understand), The Cynic351. Orion - Chief Calculator Of Temperol Dynamics And Moon Moaner352. Spectre - Thingite Lurker Of Dark Places353. The Waylander - Assassin Of The 'T' Word354. Beetie - Dejected Flying Saucepan355. alphabet_soup - Lord, Master And Equal Opportunities Employer356. OrangeMonk - Director Of Thingite Initiatives (Western Hemisphere)357. redpeckhamthegrate358. Gag Halfrunt - Biscuit Quality Control359. Cyrano - Lord Of The Empire, God King Of Time, Guardian Of The Continuum360. Svlad Cjellii - High Lord And Chancellor Of The Noble Knights Who Do So Sayeth The Very Splendid And Worthwhile Name Of Nee361. chronicle - SupremeUltimate And Verylastword Of The Negotiated Dress Code362. no_deep_thought - "Who Strangled A Person Whom Wanted Thursday To Stay As Thursday, He Survived Though And I Still Want My Hands On Any Non-Thingite And I May Not Kill Them But At Least Make Them Believe" The Lord Of Centaurs And E-Mail Junk Mail!363. Asprin - The Minister For DRUGS!364. debloich - Pocket Jeesus - The Lazer-Eyed Pocket Defender365. Why_hello - Sooth-Sayer Of Confusing And Pointless Things366. Forty_Two - The Royal Lady Of Rizzardini367. DancingBuddha - From The Ears Of Periwinkle Broadband - Unthingable And Unthung ... I Will Wax Eloquent Herein368. Duncan - Lord High Dragon Rider Of The Mounted Thingite Legions, And Official Brewer Of The Much Vaunted Thingite Coffee369. Graywolf22 - Nick - Overseer Of Oyster Production And Lord Of The Fried Fish Pants370. neogiegue - Headmaster, CEO, And Superviser Of The Committee Committed To Making Sure Nothing Gets Done371. TurboNed - INTRODUCING: "His ___ness, The Wimzerfrap TurboNed" Where The "___" May Be Replaced By Any Word That One Feels Is Applicable372. The Lemon Tea Strainer - Namer of - Up Until Recently - Nameless, Yet Important Items373. Bill - Official Thingite Alchemist of Mass Proportions374. thefluffysardine - The One With The Fluff 375. Pierce the Pirate - Sole Protector Of The One Master Key To The Chastity Belts Of All Female Thingites (You Know: One Key To Rule Them All, One Key To Bind Them And All That?)376. Martiansoup - Overlord Of Fondues And All Things Cheesy (Except Jokes)377. The Rev Jack Russell - The right reverend Jack russell378. Damien Yukai - Poet Laureate Of Clan Thingite And Official Penguin Chaser379. Researcher 232850 - The Devourer Of Men380. Taamyu The Confused381. Random Kiwi - Leader Of The Great Potato Revolution And To A Lesser Extent The Chips/Crisps Argument382. Mad - The Unquestioned Mistress Of The Small Pieces Of Half Disintegrated Broccoli In The Compost Heap. Also The Mistress Of Spurple (A New Variation To Purple)383. The Ultimate Foot Of The Watermelon Toes384. manson_rocks - Crushed Coke Can385. bullet_proof - I HATE TH(bleep)DAYS386. Uncle Bob387. Brother Orangetrousers - Keeper Of The Bad Smells388. Melody - Musical Thingite And Owner Of Out-Of-Tune Musical Notes!389. Watermusic - Mistress Of The Pack Of Thingite Jack Russell Terrors (With Teeth)390. Almighty-Sokar - Misstwix Of The Firey, Red Planet (Mars) Of Chocolate. Apprentice Thingite Speaker Of Truth. Countess Of Flaws And Claws. Supervisor Of The Construction Of Great Things, And God's Left Big Toe391. amazing_ralph - Cres-Purveyor Of All Things That Are Small, Brown And Squelchy392. Luthiena - aka: Gerald Monarch Of The Giant Purple Mushroom People393. Zimoon Master Of Extreme Custom Solutions394. Matthew the Raven - Doyen Of Dontbry395. (smooch)(loveblush)(cheers)(ok)(hug) (tongueout)(choc)(cake)(tea)(tea)(tea)(bubbly)(ale) (winkeye)(ale)(ale)(ale)(ale)(ale)(ok)(ale)(kiss) (smiley)(biggrin)(laugh)(sadface) Lord Ploder, Ruler Of The Extreme West And High Emperer Of Thingy-Land, Son Of Packely, The High King Of Rockely396. lapetitegecko - ickle thing397. Tarast - Head Bovine Trebuchet Trainer398. Fool of a Tiff - Purveyor Of Linty Goodness399. Trin Tragula - Curator Of The Index400. Sir Oakie de Luna - Thingite Minister Of Non-Concentric Mud Art401. Snackboy - Legenday Understatement402. DarkMaterials - The Officer Of Smells Of An Unknown Origin403. Lil - New Nurse To The Thingite Doctor404. The Steve - Drowner Of Fish405. Toastntea - Leader Of The Movement For The Conservation Of Jirakkarakkas406. Spiffy - Thingite Head Of Medical Support In Case Of Risky Outdoors Operations407. Steve - Commander Of The Fluff408. Terribly Irreverent Reverend409. David - Thingite Director General Of Tea410. Flix - Lighting Technician Of The Dimly Lit Rooms Where Shady People Mumble Conspiratorially411. Ryan - 1st Thingite Sprog412. DarkElf - Thingite Of Doomliness And Other Assorted Misguided Doings413. Gadarene (adjective)414. Fllrbny - Head Of Cheese415. The_Dark_Evil_One - The Big Purple One416. Mustard Seed - Pincher Of Peanuts And Pints417. Severa - Sacred Guardian Of All Things Squishy418. Gargaluga - Head Of The Committee To Ensure The Logicality And Practicality Of All Important And Necessary Ventures Decided Upon By The Committee Of Deciding Upon Important and Necessary Ventures Which are Impractical and Illogical419. Lostit - Instigator Of The Choas For The Thingites420. Big Bad Brielle McKale - Kingpin In Charge Of Divisional Operations At The BOE421. Duncan - Piper At The Gates Of Dawn422. ENOHA - Lord Left Right Out. Leader Of The Lost.423. T-swizzle - Inventor Of Those Things That Go Beep424. Lil Grimmy - Minister Of Silly Walk425. Northern_Rebellion - Commander Of All Foul Creatures With Big, Nasty, Pointy Teeth426. OneInchMan - Lord Of Effing The Ineffable427. Calmypal - Minister Of Ministry428. Deaths_domain - Thingite Doppelgänger429. Lord Khamsin - Thingite Protector Of The Credentially Challenged And Thwarter Of Power Gamers430. gcjessica1989 - Not Sirius431. Commander SuperMoo - Grand Duke Of The Cows And Thingite In Charge Of The BBQ Sauce432. Kewi - Bringer Of Spare Socks433. madmonk of wine and wibble - Contemplator Of All Those Little Specky Things You Can Only See In The Sunlight, But Everybody Seems To Think Are NOT Dust434. The Oracle - Knower Of All Things Random And Irrelevant ... And I Get To Sit In A Really Cool Chair Looking Ominous And Mystical...435. Arisztid Lugosi - Lady Of All Things Space Related And Inexplicable436. A Random Person - Thingite Protector Of Putting Useless And Unneccesary Commas Into Sentences For No Apparant Reason437. Lady Sunflower - Official Gatherer Of The Rainbows For Their Own Good, Keeper Of Daydreams, And Dispenser Of No-Ill-Will438. Laura - High Priestess Of Tinned Pineapple Eaten On The Top Of Windy Hills In The Company Of Very Good Friends439. GentletGarble - mechanic.by.day, eliminator.of.all.things.problematic.by.night (also tall and handsome)440. Midnight Ice - The Daughter Of a Cacophony Of Chrysanthemums441. ReabeAlpha - Super Supreme High Ultra Ultimate Lord Of The Machine Manufacture Of Titanium Sporks Or SSHUULMMTS (Can Be Pronounced Shulmts)442. Ceesos - Second Undersecretary To The Thingite Subcommitee On Paperclips And Part-Time Fitness Instructor (Sodits Only)I'm a Geek, Hear Me Roar!
Okay, I've been meaning to do this for a while, and finally I've gotten around to it. Here's me, all in Geek Code Form... GCM/E/IT/L/M/P/S/TW d- s: a18 C++>++++ U P L E? W++>+++ N o? K? w+ O M+ V? PS+ PE+ Y-- PGP- t++ 5 X++ R* tv+ b+>+++ DI+++ D G e->++++ h! r y- Translation of My Geek Code.Cool H2G2 Links
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