Introduction to Thumb Twiddling

The ancient art of Thumb Twiddling is a subject that has many nuances, and a depth which is not seen upon initial contemplation. A Twiddle is defined as the rotation of an object around a similar object in varying velocities and rhythms. It's origin is in the word Fiddling, which is used to describe unorganized maintainance of different things such as hair, papers, etc. A Twiddle's main purpose is to pass the time. Similar methods of Twiddling include finger tapping, hair splitting, foot shaking, and tongue cluking.

The Psychology of Thumb Twiddling

It has been suggested that the study of personal Thumb Twiddling preferences can be used as a way to define a Twiddler's personality traits, similar to the study of handwriting. Twiddle-Analysis is in its infancy however, and more research needs to be done before it can be accepted into mainstream psychology.

There are those who avoid any thumb contact at all while Twiddling, and those who derive satisfaction from the full-contact variety. It's rather dependent on one's mood. Sometimes there's a great deal of joy to be derived from avoidance of contact and other times it's rather soothing to have the intimacy of the full-contact sort, and comfort to be found in the gentle "shushing" noise one can generate by colliding one's thumbs togther once per rotation.

It is important to remember that a person should not be judged by their Twiddle. Judging a person soley on their Twiddle without observing their good qualities would sadly brand one as a Twiddlist.

The basic steps to Twiddling one's thumbs are as follows:

Step One

This may be done in any way that is comfortable for the individual Twiddler. The hand clasp is the proper positioning for the "classic" twiddle. Hand clasp is by personal preference, defined by which index finger is on top, as the thumbs will be busy Twiddling. An experiment has been conducted, and the conclusion of the experiment is that index finger positioning of left over right vs. right over left makes no discernable difference in Twiddling capability, using a Reverse Twiddle.

Simply having the fingertips touching can also allow adequate mobility for Thumb Twiddling, especially for those with long thumbs. Alterations include how the fingers are curved, and the loosening or tightening of the finger clasp.

Twiddle rotation is again, a personal preference. Experimentation has concluded however, that a reverse Twiddle is preferred over a forward Twiddle for the average, right-handed Twiddler. A Reverse Twiddle is defined as a Twiddle where the topmost thumb at the apex of the Twiddle is headed toward the torso.

Step Two

Take one thumb, twirl it over the other thumb, take the other thumb, twirl it over the first one ...

Repeat as necessary ...