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PABLO FERRAL "Thingite distributor of bar snacks"

The Manifesto for the Campaign to re-name Thursday, "Thing"

The proud Members of Clan ThingClive the flying ostrich - Warlordacidbath - Grand VisierParrferris - Minister of Defence (& Occasional Offence)Amy - High Priestess of ThingShea the Sarcastic - Captain of the Thingite GuardThe Gook - Sir Loin, Master at ArmsBob - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide SquadLady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon DivisionHappyDude - Camp FollowerInkwash - Speaker of the UnderpassSt. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency (TIS)Average Joe - Thingite Tactical AdvisorÞing - Guardian of the Sacred ThornM'Alice - Keeper of the Sacred AleEkki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain of Clan McThingUncle Heavy - Sergeant majorJon Quixote - Official Suggestor of Good Ideas Acolyte Hezher - High Chocolater PixieMinister of Occasional TablesHiram Abif - Imperial Architect of all Things ThingyTJ - Royal Protector of the Thingite WitEris - Resident DeityKatie of the Redheads - Donna and MotherSt Trin - Official operator (Thingite Legionaire)Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich MakerEvilRoy - Maestro of the Thingite OrchestraE G Mel - The maker of small electric gadgetsQueen Alamsy - Thingite Guard of SmiliesIce - Thingite Neuro-SurgeonYeliab - Thingite EngineerABI (!!!) - Captain of ReconnaissanceFrankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda ChiefJoe AKA Arnia - Head of R + D for the Thingite War MachineDastardly - Principle Dragoon of the Thingite LegionsBusterbone - Warden of the pound; Lobber of dogs. Cheesestraws: Official Thingite mascot (Artichoke)aka - Head Eater of cheesecake and flicker of rubber bands.Dien - Lord-Seneschalfor the Court of ThingAnnette - Official Chinchilla TrainerPu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher on Thingite CalendarBazooka Joe and his Amazing Travelling Sideshow, Dave Cyberspook - Grand Inquisitor of disgruntled cat toys Joanna - Thingite Star Gazer Peregrin - Official Falconer of the Thingite LegionsGiga Strike - Lord of Rhyme and Reason, Master of Thingite InfantryTwinkle - Thigite TelepotantionistShorty - Tamer of Kremlin.Taurrin Chaplin - Head of the Ministry for general Sillyness W85- Master of Ceromonies Phreako - Official Thingite Fancier of carrier Pigeons Fred Smith - Professor of Surreal Weaponry EphirielX - Resident Thingite Pyschologist Rootitoot - Thingite Trumpet Herald OTTOX !!! - THINGITE NEMESIS (BOO, HISS!) Demon Drawer - Adjutant of the Genuine Irish Thingites Granny Weatherwax - Martiarch of the ThingitesEx~Rambling - Trainer of theTthingite Monster-Moths !Ford Focus - Thingite Wizard (and diviner of dark magics!)Thing - Thingite GatEngländer - Thingite of no thingsBluecat7 - Thingite Handler of CondimentsFords Prefect - drinker of teaBina-baby - Thingite grand-high publicistJoe - Thingite Priest of Bovine-related rituals E Vibenstein - Doctor of ThingismMr Plato (and cat:Cyril) Thingite First Lieutenant of un-opened cans of WhuppassSulk - faithful hound of Mr Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson, Grand Visier of ThingLemodog, Thingite Captain of every Wibble of the yearI'm still thinking - Peerless Master of the GunbladeDreamchild Warspasam - Thingite Minister for unnecessary macho posturingThe New Sam Wolf and Ob - the smiley face - Thingite alterer of calendarsInfinity - Thingite Grand High WitchPablo ferral: Thingite Distributor of bar-snacks

I am 19 (although my Mum insists I'm 27), I'm an Art director in the T.V and Film industry and I found H2G2 whilst looking for pictures of Rhinos

When I'm not tied to the drawing board, I paint, read, keep fit, watch T.V/Films and stick little bits of metal into my body.

For those who wish to know...

  1. 25 (Subject to change).
  2. No. It's all over very quickly.
  3. Yes, but I'm not going to show you untill I get to know you better, What kind of boy do you think I am!



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