h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't blame you uncle heavy, it's a bit scary back there

PS, I'm sorry I took away my costume, but I needed it you see. A girl can never be denied what she really really needs. As an appeasement offer, why don't you try on one of my other catsuits, they all come in velvet, but I have green, red, purple and silver to choose from. I'm sure you'll be warmer, as well as even more decently dressed, and they make for excellent fightig of nothingites and s and all sorts of other bad guys

man there is too much log back there,
it did catch me unaware.
*routes through everything looking for spare oil can*
here it is, damn emtpty to,
man this a pain true.

well i will have t use cooking oil then,
i hope it is not all spen.
*finishes oilinf helmet transforming roadster*

man there is too much log back there,
it did catch me unaware.
*routes through everything looking for spare oil can*
here it is, damn emtpty to,
man this a pain true.

well i will have t use cooking oil then,
i hope it is not all spen.
*finishes oiling helmet transforming roadster*

Thingite Minister of Bizzare and Confusing Conversations reporting for duty! I'm kinda new to this and was told to get my uniform here. Do I get my spork here as well?

ah ha another member of the flock, have you perchance, a nuclear eactor which i may borrow to power my battlesuit?

Zog: Over there in the corner mate.
The-page-which-I-have-not-yet-got-'round-to-writing that all about the Thingite Armoury will explain that this small hut actually straddles a rift in the space-time continuum-mum-um-um-mum. Which means that all objects in the universe that exist or have exited or will exist or even don't exist in the universe and beyond, can (eventually and with any luck), be found on one of the shelves if you clear away all the empty boxes and the odd paint brush with a couple of bristles sticking out at right-angles. It is this that allows us me to grant you your wish for a nuclear reactor (with special V.5 anti-matter regulators!) and it is this that allows to keep a near infinite stock of Titanium Sporks....which reminds me.

Hi Jiffajoffa Here y'go....one Regulation Titanium Spork.

Clive

Once again I am indebted to you Eris. *pulls on silver velvet catsuit, and admires himself in a mirror* Very nice, I like that. Now I just need a...... *disapears into the endless shelves in search of a thingummy*

Welcome Jiffajoffa.

Seeing as Sir Loin seems to be AWOL, is there anyone here who can sharpen my bowler?

*a-hem* Spork!

I saw on 'Vikings' last night that Ancient viking parliaments where called 'Things'. Perhaps the origns of the thingite rebelion are older than we thought!

Indeed one of our forum contributors, though staunchly against the campaign - Tom, has already made this fact known to me.
I think he thought it was some sort of hypocrisy: No Norse Gods but Norse Words? - hmmm. although seeing as it means - I think -"council" , like of tribal elders and whatnot, I thought it kind of fitting.

Thanx for the spork! Can we choose what colour catsuit we wear cause red really isn't my colour! How about a blue one?

Are you cat suited out?

Do you seek a change in your attire?

Try new and improved, low cholesterol, high fibre, unleaded, fat free, low sugar, flame retardant, water proof, non-stick, anti-persperant, purple Thingite Kilts.

This years must have for the debonair, swashbuckling Thingite.

They give me static between my feathers.

I've found my nylon fur gets the same problem.
*finishes rummaging*
Aha! Got it!
*attires himself with a Chewbacca style bandolier, furnished with a mighty array of throwing sporks*

Unlike many others Shorty I choose not to ignore you.

I have noticed your desparate pleas for a spork.

*tries to look smug and superior at the same time but only looks constipated*

I now present to you a Titanium, Diamond Studded, Gold Plated Spork engraved with your name. Its guaranteed for 2 years or 20000 stabs.

Use it in good health.

- do you know what? - I honestly didn't see that. Sorry Shorty !

Here - I've just applied. Can I have my spork please? And I'd like a yellow catsuit to go with my trombone please - if I may.

(to go with MY trombone it really ought to be a kind of 'orrible dirty green one - but we won't go into that!!! )

Lifson

I play the trombone also.
Cheers for the nuclear reactor,

Wayhey, now before i go crushing buildings for the fun of it, , & for all!!!!!
Tis a fine Poets, I hath passed almost all my Prelims