h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello, Tim! I'll be one of those who call you Tim, ok? Well- I've been told to ask for uniform over here- so here I am, waiting to sign up all those forms.
Elly

Hmm... a new thread on my site... I suppose I should reply.
Greetings Lady Elly, and welcome to the Thingite Armoury. You'll need to sign the following form with blood preferably... if your a mite squeamish you can use a blue or black ballpoint pen.
Follow me down this hallway, and we shall pick out your breastplate, you can choose from the 3 models here, Gold, Silver, and Aluminum Foil. Then you can pick your sidearm, ::: holds up a box of Titanium Sporks ::: and your main weapon ::: gestures to the long rows of shelves stocked with weapons in the armoury ::: Anything else you need, please check out with me. The armoury is at your disposal.
-Gook, your friendly neighborhood Master at Arms

Well, I shall sign with a pen, being the Anemic girl that I am... I'll take the golden Breastplate, and a Bow and Arrows, and a small Knife. What about a helmet? No? ok, then- I'm ready!
--Sign--Elly

Oh, of course you can have a helmet! I totally forgot about that along with the other elements of armour. Again, feel free!

You know... I don't think I was ever officially outfitted... I have my priestess outfit, and my spork in the little thingie above my boot on my calf, but I think that maybe that'll be a bit cumbersome if we do any kind of real fighting once we get to the Towers.

Hmmm... what kind of armour choices do ya have?

All Thingite guards must wear the traditional winged helmet, my Counselor ... and since you are below me, as you pointed out earlier, () and I am only wearing a silver breastplate, I suggest you downgrade from the gold. Not only will our breastplates clash, but titanium looks so much nicer with silver don't you think?

Oh, Master-at-Arms? Might I suggest a bronze breastplate as opposed to an aluminum foil one? I know it's not as good while baking, but it holds up better under battle conditions, no?

I ant wein ano wingingd helet...but I will weare the rest of that stuff..but I am soory I need another brest plate I am using mine to coock a chicken
can I have a sport...and Shea you would be so proud of me I have the guinness drinking all sorted now

* in a military fashion- puts gold Breastplate away*
Oh, well, I'll take the Silver one! And the helmet!...
*Turns to Shea...*
Hey, we're Twins!!!

and to Bob (in military fashion, of course).

El (also in proper military fashion) You're a real trooper!
*gives her a New York-style sock on the arm*

What's with the sock? Is it clean?
E (on a no-Smiley day)

Main Entry: sock
Function: verb
Etymology: origin unknown
Date: circa 1700
transitive senses : to hit, strike, or apply forcefully

But a New York-style sock in the arm isn't forceful, it's just a fist kinda nudged into someone's upper arm. Ya know ...

Oh! That! I hated that! In the army they give you painful ones on everything you achieve , if nothing else

So you're saying that I should start making these painful?
And begin pelting people with eggs, cheese, flour, jam, etc...

We are nothing if not regulation in this army!

*picks up assorted food products, testing them for projectile-ability*

waight...we have a catapult espechally for that
*hands her the catapult*
fier away

Well done, Bob! Have a




Works well!

*Bows*
I have many talents...drinking si the best one though

::walks in, SPLAT:: who was that::wipes face::
Hallo MaA, i'd like a new Grand Visier outfit please, you know, cloak, pointy hat, magic staff, that sort of thing. If possible can it be from "Forgoten Realms AD&D" thank you.
ab

Put pourple sparkly things on it to thats always fun

Or just golden stars, that should do the trick!

"....and I am only wearing a silver breastplate...."
Good Grief, Shea, cover yourself up woman