Welcome to Alabaster House, the residence and office of Hypatia, President of all this fine land of hootoo. This lovely residence was built long ago, back in September, of '00.

Anyone and everyone (whether you voted for us or not) can join this administration in a job of their choosing, as long as it's not already taken, naturally. If you're so inclined, drop a message in the forum below and some low level functionary (the Vice President) will come by and put you up on this page.

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The Bold and the Beautiful

• President - U200042
Working in the Office of the President-

• Chief of Staff - U651852
• Spinmeister/Communications Director - U95721
• Special Advisor for Science Fiction Affairs - U1590784
• Presidential Seal - U183682
• A Friend of the Court - U162344
• Vice President, Grand Pooh-Bah of Ohio and Sheep Czar - U201497
Working in the Office of the Vice President-

• Vice Presidential Chief of Staff - U202814
• Vice Presidential Communications Director - U168592

The Cabinet

• Minister for Cushions - U152404
• Minister of Marmite, Twiglets and Lemmings - U722932
• Minister for Bits of String, Towels and Sofas - U236943
• Minister for Strategically placed SEP's, Fictional Characters and Transylvanian Vampire Frogs - U201249
• Secretary of Lurkers - U235886
• Minister of Disassembling Sanitizers and Mixology - U15777
• Lord Chancelor of Environmental Complaining - U215480
• Minister for Feather Affairs - U123301
• Minister for Slutty Housekeepers - U213586

Foreign Office

• Secretary of State and Phone Sanitizer - U81931
• Ambassador to Magrathea - U1381940
• Lady Mayor of Possum Bluff - U2171001
• Count of Rabbitforest, Ambassador of Danevang - U62867

The Kitchen Cabinet

• Chief Caterer and Lavatory Receipt Checker - U218053
• Chief Procurer of Doughnuts, Chocolates, and Other Calorie-Laden Foodstuffs - U216391

The Judiciary

• Lord Grand High Inquistor - U155915
• Minister of Truth - U190551

The Hexagon

• Protector of Her Excellency and His Vice Excellency, the Grand Pooh-Bah of Ohio, and the protector of her sheep and liberties/Commander of the Presidential Army - U184003
• Military Advisor - U517309
• Head of Security - U28338

Library

• Presidential Librarian - U201818

Within the Alabaster House Library is a gloriously lit atrium, housing baby ducks and a picture of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (which the ducks have come to worship).