The Alabaster House
Created | Updated Jul 4, 2005
Anybody want a presidentship? Going cheap?
I'm not around much nowadays so if anybody wants to be President then let me know. Perhaps we could have more elections or something. If only the US presidential campaign was like this...
The Alabaster House is the official residence and offices of the President of h2g2, currently Peregrin.
On this page:
The Alabaster House Cabinet
I already have the following researchers as members, and would be happy to add more. Please request so on this page, stating what you'd like to be minister of; eg. Minister of Cabbages; or where/who you'd like to be an ambassador to; eg. Ambassador to Purgatory. It's yet another thing available to join, I know, but it won't harm anyone. Except people who have nervous dispositions towards joining pointless lists, but I'm not aware of any such people on h2g2 yet.
- Peregrin - President of h2g2
- Bluebottle - Vice President
- Tinkerbell - First Lady
Cabinet
- Aier - Minister of Silly Walks
- aka - Minister of The Musician's Guild
- Alien - Minister of Shovels
- Amy the Ant - Minister for Prime Numbers
- AquaMarina the Mermaid - Minister of Shells and Shellfish
- Baldrick - Minister for Sitting on His Backside and Doing Sod-All
- Big Mad Mr T - Minister of Truth Administration
- The Cheese - Minister of Food Processing
- The Corrupt One - Minister of Chaotic and Offensive Situations
- Crocodilka - Minister of Unusual Opportunities and Annoying Mistakes
- Croz - Minister of Infernal Office Affairs
- Dastardly - Minister for Cartoon Awareness
- David F. Porteous - Minister for Facts and Government Statistics
- Demon Drawer - Has resigned as minister for the Follically Challenged, and now leads The Opposition to President Peregrin
- Dolores - Minister of Wobble
- E G Mel - Minister of baggy trousers
- Eggy - Minister of strange and rather annoying smells
- The Fish - Minister of Sleeping
- Fred Smith - Minister of Antisocial Affairs
- friendlywithteeth - Minister of Machiavellian backstabbing and political sidestep
- Grandad Ugg - Minister of Distant Relatives
- Granny Weatherwax - Minister for Handicrafts and Homemade Wine
- Gw7en - Minister of Catnip
- Hugo Fish - Minister for Fish and Fuss
- Insane Endeavour - Minister for Inane Elongated Conversations
- Iyandes - Ministor of Magic and Psychic Powers
- Joanna - Minister with Sugar Frosting
- King Wolf - Minister of Fun and Creative and Performing Arts
- Krans Hopeson - Minister for Idiocy
- Lisa - Minister of Disorganisation
- madmaz - Minister of Marshmallows
- MaW - Minister for Magecraft
- Micheal Mole - Minister for Subterranean Life Forms
- Ming Mang - Minister for Short People
- Old Jimmy - Minister of Reality Checking
- Pegasus - Minister of Political Disinterest
- Peregrin's Left Foot - Minister of Footwear
- Pheloxi - Minister of 3D Lefties
- Pr C Tonks - Minister for Science and Technology
- Queex Quimwrangler - Minister for Sleaze, Kickbacks, Bungs and (This space for rent)
- Researcher PSG - Minister of Impossibility and Improbability
- ShazzPRME - Minister of Relaxation
- Terran - Minister for the prevention of cruelty to SEPs1
- Tinkerbell - Minister of Jelly
- Truck Driver in Darlington - Minister for BASEketball
- Vaughan Prefect - Minister of Cheese Appreciation and Time Travel
- Venus in Cornflowers - Minister for Cornflowers
- The Wargamer - Minister of Unneccessary Violence
- Where's me Kababylon gone? - Minister for political correctness in a world gone mad
- Witty Ditty - Minister of Frontier Psychiatry
- Zarquon's Singing Fish - Minister of Rigidly Defined Areas of Doubt and Uncertainty
Ministry of Hugs
- Dr E Vibenstein - Minister of Hugs (official hugger of females)
- Galaxy Babe - Minister of Hugs (official hugger of males)
- Purplejenny - Minister of Purple
- Lighthousegirl UK - Vice Minister of Purple
- Mina - Minister of Purple Vices
- 100 watt warlock of rock - Minister of Green
- Bassman - Minister of Black
- Johnah - Minister of Clear Flouresence
- Dragonfly - Minister of White
- Twinkle - Minister of Cyan
- 2Legs - Minister of Red
Foreign Office
- Asteroid Lil - Ambassador to New Mexico
- Bagpuss - Ambassador to the Clanger Planet
- Caper Plip - Ambassador of the New Balls Brigade
- The Celery - Ambassador to h2g2 Creations
- Clive the flying ostrich - Ambassador for Cloud-Cuckoo Land (Embassy of the Floating Voter)
- Ekki Ekki Ekki F'tang Hala Hala Hala Bah-whing - Ambassador to rodassabmA
- Eternity - Ambassador to Nowhere
- Fern the Firelizard - Ambassador to Hyperspace
- Kumetanzuka - Ambassador to Earth
- Mickey Thomas' Right Foot - Ambassador to Wales
- Peregrin's Right Foot - Ambassador to The Carpet
- Phoenix - Ambassador to the Jedi Council
- Phlooey - Ambassador for Subterranean homesick aliens
- Pr C Tonks - Ambassador to San Beta
- Satan - Ambassador to Hell
- KWDave - Ambassador to the Conch Republic
The Treasury
- Michele - Treasurer of all that is Worth Keeping, Officer of Ridiculous Taxation and Director of Creative Finance
Secretaries
- Almighty Rob - Secretary to Ministries that Forgot to Appoint Secretaries
Secret Service
- H - Head of h2g2 Secret Service
- Q - Head of Unusual Gadgets
- Yowuzupman - Chief of Operations Division
Speeches
Presidential Soapbox - for the Post - Peregrin
The Vice's Advice - for the Post - Bluebottle
Peregrin's Presidential Campaign 2000
- Peregrin's Campaign Headquarters - 27/6/00
- Party Political Broadcast (Bluebottle, Vice President) - 7/8/00
- Press Release: Where's Peregrin? - 11/9/00
- Peregrin's Acceptance Speech - 24/9/00
- Original Quotes Parodied in Peregrin's Acceptance Speech - 24/9/00
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