h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This year, Halloween will be in the Pentagram Room of Alabaster House.

Put your name on the Guest List here; A27240301

Make sure you dress accordingly. No Spats.

No spats? If anything looks appropriately horrible, those do.

I think we should also outlaw those awful vulcan ears you see at the Trekkie conventions.

But Vulcan ears are cool! =D

I think it wise to outlaw outlaws.

Going to be a tame party, then.

Well, it's Halloween, not Abbott and Costello meet Billy the Kid

Okay, spats are in, as are outlaws, but please, no Britneys.

I was going to bring Lord Voldemort, you know. He in a peculiar state between life and death, having been killed in the books, but not yet in the movies. But he's against wizarding law.

Now pardon me while I go design a costume that has no spats.

simulpost. I won't bring Britney.

...how about Paris Hilton? She's pretty scary.

How about no blond totally talentless personalities?

That includes the blond at heart as well, I assume.

*checks mirror*

I'm a go.

Is that just the blond(e) totally talentless personalities that can't come, because I was thinking of coming as myself, and I've got darker hair.

Count me in - I shall come as Donald Trump's hair.

Sheesh. You have to be so specific around here. Right. No over-exposed, sick of hearing about, totally talentless, how on earth did these people ever become famous, pah personalities - color of hair unimportant.

Donald Trump's hair. That will be scary, indeed.

"No over-exposed, sick of hearing about, totally talentless, how on earth did these people ever become famous, pah personalities - color of hair unimportant."

Okay, so coming as myself is out. I'll have to think of a new costume

Mr. VP, I wouldn't put you in that category. If I had wanted it to refer to you I would have added "vegetable-hating".

I'll be there

Dressed as BlackLeb, howzat?

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Everyone knows that this is sooner than we think don't they?