The Lab

You stand before an open doorway and peer in. The room, lit by fluorescent lamps, appears sterile. On various shelves, there are strange artifacts, mechanical devices, clocks (lots of them), and experiments. Cabinets are stuffed to the brims with books. Though you also notice -- rather curiously -- a teddy bear dressed as a Priest, sitting on a counter, next to a sink and a plant with yellow flowers. Posters with planets and scientific theories printed in large lettering are dotted around the walls of the room. One poster also proclaims an oath to uphold something called FootiNooti. A woman with wild dark hair, wearing a labcoat, turtleneck, torn jeans and flipflops, is standing over a computer at the back of the room, humming to herself while clicking the mouse and typing very fast. You reach out sideways and knock on the door. She turns around, looking at you over the top of her spectacles...

Hrm? Oh, do come in, don't just stand at the doorway. People have got to be able to get in and out, you know!

Careful now! Don't knock anything over, please. Thank you. An old mechanical clock.

So, you're visiting my laboratory are you? Well then, perhaps we should introduce ourselves:

My name is Acetegan....

The rather oddly dressed woman hands you an electronic PADD with some data on it, which reads as follows...A teddy bear dressed as a priest


If you're interested, I've only written one Guide Entry, on the subject of Amateur Voice Acting.

My 42ism is as follows: ((3+2) x 6) + ((3x5) - (1+2))=42.

smiley - peacedove"FootiNooti!"smiley - peacedove.


"So then!" She exclaims at last, smiling. "What do you have to say for yourself, mmm?"



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