h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

First off, I deny all knowledge of hiding aliens! ... What? Thats Area 42? Nevermind...

Anywho, this be the Hexagon, the military command center of the Ozark administration and headquarters for the Presidential Army (the Evil Army has its independent headquarters located elsewhere).

*peeks in*

I'm glad to see you're geting moved in. If you need anything furniture or supply wise just let me or Jodan know.

I'll need a Jacuzzi and a nine hundred dollar hammer.

I have a nine dollar hammer you're welcome to use. For the expensive stuff, you'll have to check the store room in the basement. I'm sure I saw a jacuzzi there. Next to the magic fountain.

Tsk. Its not a geometrically name buildiing unless we're overcharged by hundreds of dollars.

It's ok I suppose. Jodan is very rich. He can afford it.

Eh?
Do you even need a hammer?

... For torture purposes yes. And for the torture porpoises.

I hope this administration isn't going to use torture...

I'm sure he meant he would keep prisoners awake all night by building birdhouses.

Novelty birdhouses! Which we can then sell to pay off the bill for the hammers!

I would like a martin house, please.

Eh?

I need somewhere for the in the spring, they kept annoying the last spring

Ah. *turns to prisoners* BUILD!

*yikes*

I may only be a librarian, but I would like to protest the use of slave labour in the strongest terms.

They're not slaves! They get paid salaries and get a spa vacation once a year!

OK. Prisoners who get paid salaries and get a vacation? If you say so...

Excellllllllllent

I finally finished those two birdhouses. And by me, I mean the people I have working for me. I sat around and sipped tea.

Now then, for anybody else the birdhouse would be twelve dollars, but for you two: fifteen