~jwf~ is john w fulton

"..for it is one thing to write a letter, another to write history,
one thing to write to a friend, another to write for the public."
- Pliny the younger - 79AD

~jwf~ is merely my monogram.... a fancy script of my initials.

In a more delicate age I might have had ~jwf~ sewn on my hankies or painted in gold on the door of my carriage. So it is entirely serendipitous that I can create such pictoral splendor with a few keystrokes here in cyberspace. But it is much more than a simple monogram, more than fine embroidery to embellish the tapestry of my life; it is also a pictograph.

Y'see, I have never been human before this lifetime - that's why I find you all so fascinating. Usually I come back in the form of an elephantElephant in showbiz , a dog or a bird (since raptors started growing feathers).A headless duck, a two-headed dog and an early elephant

Like Prince, the artist latterly known as a glyph and formerly known as Prince, I have lately been using a picto-graphic representation of the 3 animal spirits whose souls are what I am.

It looks like this: ~jwf~
The trunk and eye - j
legs and body - w
dog's tail with feathers - f
flying on wings ~jwf~
A map of Canada

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PROSE ARCHIVE To Whom It May Concern

smiley - book My Lost novels

There's always more than two sides to any and every story.

Even Goldilocks had three choices. Either way,

you will come to know that nothing is simple, simply nothing.

And that nothing is constant, except change.
smiley - geek And you will learn to forget all that E = MC² nonsense.

Equally meaningless Chemistry equations become irrelevant. smiley - scientist

smiley - headhurts Who cares if action = reaction.

smiley - wizard And you can safely ignore the I think = I am crowd.

drawing by spimcoot - click here for spimcoot's homepage
Just remember that truth = beauty = truth.smiley - rose
That's all you ever need to know.
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Three people throwing stars in the air
That and a regular read of the Post.

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