Hello, my name's Bernie and I'm a fishmonger.
Actually I run a chain of fish and chip shops in Atlantic Canada and I've always loved the English style of fish and chips. Sadly, the Health Board won't let us use newspaper to wrap them in anymore. Not because of the ink or dirt. It's because they want the newspapers recycled and the grease is a problem.
I am still trying to think of a nickname. At school, the only nicknames I had were unkind slurs. Most on-line names are wish fulfillment fantasies and I am too much of a realist to further add to the world's confusion. They tell me I don't really need one here but I'd like to get in the spirit with a name that shows me as a witty, fun-loving but sociably responsible and mature person. If you have any good ideas my e-mail is [email protected]
Bernie, the fishmonger.


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