h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The President can be seen directing carpenters, plumbers, electricians and a hunky houseboy named Antonio. Soon a shed unlike any ever seen on Hootoo Island appears. There is a spacious meeting area with comfy chairs and cushions, a large wet bar, a sauna, dressing rooms, and a direct line to the Alabaster House canteen and Wolfgang's kitchen. And of course a large gardening area with several potting benches, grow lights, and an assortment of pots, plants and seed packets.

"I'll show them how to build a garden shed," she mumbles under her breath. Then she nails a large sigh on the front door that says, "No Spitting Allowed!", and goes off to find lil and BEl.

What's a wet bar ?

Acetegan knocks on the shed door and then pops head around it, glancing around.

"Nice place you've got here," she smiles. "Mind if I join in?"

~ Acetegan

Fully stocked professional bar with running water, sinks, drains, etc. so we can have beer or tap.

Acetegan, please join us. It's lovely to have you.

Thank you. Very kind of you. ^_^

*Enters the shed, and narrowly misses treading on someone's marmalade cat, which happens to have parked itself right by the door.*

Oh, hello there *pets kitty*.

So, how is everybody this fine day?

~Acetegan

Thanks for explaining. I'm not an expert for bars, thought they were all like this

Most of the 'portable' bars available in my area are pretty much just the bar with counter and stools. No place for proper plumbing or an ice machine.

Acetegan, I see you have met Kitty Callie, the official Alabaster House Girlie Garden Shed .

*giggles*

Thought you might like to hear this:-



http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Village/4331/Mansong.wav

I see, but this is Alabaster house, you do have to have the best quality , do you ?

Is this the 'Ladies' Garden Shed? Because I am a lady, you see and as a lady, am only interested in lady's things.

*eyes Emily suspiciously*

When one is the president, one is honor bound to make a good impression.

Antonio, offer the ladies *glances at Emily again* some of those expensive canapes Wolfgang sent over to go with our celebratory, shed-opening champagne.

lil, I couldn't get that to download. I'll try again later.

Okay hunny... you will enjoy it when you are able to hear it!!


*eyes the heavy construction boots of 'Emily'*

Fascinating dress Emily wears

It's the parasol that sets it off.

The parasol?

Have you seen Little Britain? There is a transvestite character named Emily Howard. A man dressing as a woman who is clearly a man. Carries a parasol and dresses like someone out of the 1930's. He keeps reminding everyone that he is a woman. Very funny.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/littlebritain/

Thanks for that, I've heard about the series, it's quite popular in the UIK, but I've never watched it. We only get very few BBC series here, and if we do, they're usually very late in the night