The positions so far...

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This is part of The Great Wacky Races Quiz.. If you want to be part of the thrilling races, all you have to do is take the quiz. Easy. If on the other hand, you want to find out what this is all about, you could do worse than go HERE.

I would just like to apologise for not updating the page. It's been the same for months, the number at the bottom probably doesn't tally with the number of cars, and it's all an incredible mess. So now you know.

It's turning into a thrilling race, with more and more daredevils climbing into cars and screaming off the line. But, the burning question is, who's winning? Well...

In the lead

Overtaking two cars at once with a spectacular burst of speed, we have

The convert-a-car

Having slight technological issues isn't discouraging them from making a jolly good effort. And, as would be expected of the ingenious inhabitants, they are the only one's who've noticed the squishing-into-the-car problem.

Second (is the first loser)

A sudden influx of drivers made the race ever so exciting, and two cars established their supremacy over all the rest. However, their burst of power has been surpassed, and the battle is now for second place. The one time winners have yet to be informed of their relegation, but I'm sure they'll want to do something about it. Watch this space for an exciting next stage. So, fuming at being matched for pace, we have.....

The Bullet-Proof Bomb

Complete with rent-a-mob, now outnumbering the Anthill mob. And, speaking as one who has infiltrated the headquarters of the BPB, I can tell you, they're an ugly crowd. Even our president has turned out to be a mafioso.

Having been out in front on their own for ages, they are in danger of slipping. However, they're still putting up a valient fight, and the mobsters can't afford to relax. No, the mob has a serious rival in...

The Pink Compact/Compact Pussycat

Striking a blow for feminism (although we do have two imposters), while at the same time having their makeup done and living in luxury sipping champagne.

Starting to slip

It's the flying aces in...

The Crimson Haybailer

They got off to a brilliant start, but it's all falling apart.

Falling behind

Too busy rescueing people left right and centre to concentrate on the race.

The Turbo Terrific

With valient heroes..

Off the pace

Renowned for their determination, they nethertheless need to get into gear if they want any chance of a podium position.

The Boulder-Mobile

A long time struggling with only one driver, a slight population explosion (well actually more of a muffled pop) has means the Boulder-Mobile is starting to pull away.

Stragglers

It's pathetic really. Oh well, with three drivers we have;

The Army Surplus Special

Even in the cartoon, the tank had more drivers.

The Mean Machine

Aww, come on guys. This was the best car of all. Although in the cartoons, DD never won, so why should I expect this to be any different?

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Stalled on the line

Not suprising really, as none of these cars even have drivers yet

The Buzz Wagon

The Arkansas Chug-a-bug

The Creepy Coupe

Phew!

I'm afraid that's it, for now. If you'd like to see you car way out in front, tell your friends about the quiz. And people you don't know. Hey, you can even tell the people you don't like and laugh at them when they're in a losing car.

There are 67 people crammed into the eleven cars. Rather cosy, methinks. Except in my car.

This page last updated; 7th July

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