Before I speak, I have something important to say..
A good friend will come bail you out of jail................... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn we f**ked up!!!!."
"I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by."
"Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live."
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
- Humphrey Bogart
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.\%/
Always remember you're unique, just like everybody else.
I like feminists, I think they're cute.
Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship
When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying to p**s you off, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend your finger and flip them off.
Today's subliminal thought is...
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