Don't mind me, I'm just a little insane...
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
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I was part of the "Big Bandwagon" experiment until I voted for myself twice and escaped. 
Southwestern US Researchers, report to A594902
If I Were to Use It, My Full Title Would Be:
"Soeasilyamused, Mistress of All that is Dark and Evil, Patron Saint of the Easily Amused, Muse of Extralegal and Extramarital Affairs, Sith Lady Darth Solent, Keeper of Horror Movies, Southwestern US Researcher, Member of STUMPED, Subeditor, Member and Co-Founder of the h2g2 Straight Edge Society, Big Bandwagon Escapee, Ship's Cat, Sister of Evillene and Angel."
But that's all a bit wordy, so I usually just stick to "sea".
A Bad Character in a Second-Rate Soap Opera...
My life is a soap opera. No, my life is a second-rate soap opera because the plot is so twisted and bizzarre that no one will believe it.
I'm trying to write a book. A book about my life, I guess. It's probably going to turn out to be terrible, but every writer writes some flops before they get the hang of it. So I'm making an effort to write a full-length work for the first time in my life.
I've finally started work on the novel after four months of writer's block. The other night, I was having trouble sleeping when, all of a sudden, I could hear the words in my head! So, naturally, I jumped out of bed, turned on my laptop, and started writing. I've spent the last few nights writing between midnight and 3am - the most ungodly hours of the night. The book is currently:
And that play I was writing? I got stuck in the middle. *bangs head against wall*
Viva Zaphodista!!!!!!!!!
This page is now 21% sXe! Read my new entry, Why I'm sXe!
Yes, I'm Soeasilyamused, Evillene, Angel, HITPERSON, and countless others that I've yet to divulge...
Read my List of Things I Must Do Before I Allow Myself to Die.
Here's the Part Where I Whine About My Life:
Okay, for once I'm NOT whining!!!
In March I was accepted to the wonderful University of Southern California's Technical Theatre Department1, so on August 22, 2001, I moved out of my home and into a dorm room to began my college adventure!
Random Stuff I'd Like to Point Out:
See this page in Goo! It looks best that way!
I want my yucky alabaster back!!!After being on this site 10 months, I finally got a Guide entry Edited!!! Technical Theatre of the High School Variety!!!!!
Shortly afterward, another was accepted, Wicca- A Legacy of Persecution.
Don't forget The Black and White Photography Process!!!
About My H2G2 Presence (Sea, Evillene, and Angel)
Soeasilyamused, aka sea2
What can I say about sea? She's me and beyond. Sea is pretty much the ideal me. And, quite frankly, I think she's schizophrenic.
Evillene
Evillene is, well, evillene is the devil that sits on my shoulder, whispering in my ear and telling me to burn things. Evillene does all the things that I'm too kind IRL to do. And she's not very nice about it either.
Angel
Angel is (duh) the angel that sits on my OTHER shoulder, telling me not to listen to evillene. Angel is my conscience. However, he's often ignored and is currently in exile in Transylvania with sea's parents, being forced to become evil again. Perhaps he will, perhaps he won't.
Together, they form... well, they mostly resemble a teenage version of the three stooges with overgrown vocabularies. They're rarely ever serious, and they're always stupid. But they're me, take it or leave it.
Places I Frequent:
STUMPED HQ
I'm a loyal member of H2G2's own evil organization…
The Supervillains' Weapons Shop
Sea's Evil Hideaway
Looks like a 13th century medieval castle. Office space available.
An Epic Tale
As one of the main characters and co-moderator, I spend WAAAY too much time here.
H2G2 Sub-editors Page
Yeah, I spend a lot of time on this aspect of H2G2 too...
What else have I done? Well, I kidnapped the Celery. I'm also the Patron Saint of the Easily Amused, Muse of Extralegal and Extramarital Affairs, Sith Lady Darth Solent, Mistress of All That is Dark and Evil, and a former member of The Masque of the Red Rejection E-mail and Redfish's Campaign Staff. I've also been the most prolific poster in 24 hours.
And yes, I'm aware that I spend WAAAAAAAY too much time here. 
But I'm too addicted to leave... every time I go on vacation:
My H2G2 friends:
(And where I met them)
STUMPED/CHOPPERS
Corrupt One-(Villainess)
Giguschild-(Hero)
Iceraven-(Villain)
Masque of the Red Rejection E-mail-(Villain)
NYC Student-(Villain)
Redfish- sXe!-(Villain)
Sad, Mad, or Bad-(Heroine)
Uncle Heavy-(Hero)
Zeb -(Villain)
Lil's Atelier
Babel-17
Marv The Grate
Gw7en
Afgncaap5
Garius Lupus3
Fellow "Big Bandwagon" Inmates
Thanks to Shazz and Pastey for putting this whole thing together!aka
Cafram
d'Elaphant (and Zeppo!)
Don Alfredo
Infinity
Rama
The Late Foxy Manor
Other H2G2 sXe-ers!
Big Bad Mr T- sXe!
Comrade Rumble- sXe!4
An Epic Tale
Other Miscellaneous Places
Demon Drawer
Mixed Nuts
The Unmentionable Marauding Pillowcase-(Mark Two)-sXe!
Archangel Dragonfly
*gasp* Real Life!!!!
Umm... what do you want to know? I'm probably the most twisted and perverted person5 you will ever have the misfortune of meeting. My dirty mind is unparalleled. I have impossibly high morals and a major superiority complex. And I'm pretty da(r)ned opinionated, not to mention stubborn. All in all, I'm pretty messed up. What do you expect? I'm a 18 year old Californian female.
In all seriousness, though... I just graduated from High School6 and I'm aTechie, which means I work backstage in a theatre. I love it. Theatre is pretty much my life, and I am currently majoring in Stage Management at the University of Southern California. I'm Wiccan, and I'm also Straight Edge, (sXe) which means I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs7. I guess that means I'm not much fun at parties, but that's okay, I never really liked them anyway. What do I like? Technical Theatre, Rock Climbing, and guys. Especially guys. Too bad I have so many problems with that enormous fiasco that I call a love life... *sigh* Don't even get me started on THAT rant!
Other Places that I've Yet to be Kicked Out Of:
Redfish has been so kind as to feature some of my poetry at his site, Mask of Sanity, so please have a look!
I post rants to this site. It's helped me to maintain my sanity thus far... (I'm Melissa, btw)
Ways to Contact Me:
E-mail: [email protected]
AIM screenname: new screenname given upon request at above address
ICQ # 87123481
In Loving Memory...
Douglas Adams died in Santa Barbara on Friday, May 11, 2001 of a heart attack. Rest in Peace, DNA. The world is a lesser place without you.
