• The Northern UK Researchers
  
  The Northern UK Researchers Flat Cap and Muffler Sport and Social Club are organising another titular vegetable meeting in Manchester to convine on the 21^st of June (One week before the H2G2 Summer Bash on the 28^th in London.)
  
  Any and all interested parties who wish to attened our slighlty smaller and humble affair are asked to leave names and orders for the bar at this conversation.
  Amy + affiliated to The North-Eastern US Researchers Group will be the Special Guest. 8-)
  
  Place and times and wotnot still to be announced.
  

• h2g2 Official Summer Party
  
  Twice a year, h2g2 throws a big party in London to which all Researchers are invited. The next party is going to be held on Saturday 28^th June, 2003. We always hold an afternoon event that younger Researchers can attend, and then move on to a London tavern in the evening.
  
  So to find out more information, head over to the h2g2 Official Summer Party page.

• Proposed Paris Meet
  
  There has been an idea to do a meetup to romantic Paris on the
  25-27^th July 2003. This entry is to
  gather together ideas and see what kind of interest there is.

• Gilroy Garlic Festival Meet
  
  Where:Gilroy, Calafornia.
  
  When: July 25-27, 2003.
  
  If you are in the neighbourhood and would like to meet up with others from h2g2 and beyond,
  then take a look at the Gilroy Garlic Festival Meet main
  page and find out all about it.

• 2nd annual South West Meet - Spring/Summer 2003
  
  OK, as the 2002 South West meet was such fun some of us thought we'd like to do it all again.
  
  So what are we going to do next year? When? Where? Post your thoughts over at The discussion page

• AT'03
  
  In the very early stages of planning the Alton Towers Meet 2003 is proposed for sometime in September.
  
  To find out more or to put your name down to go or show interest, then pop along to the meet
  
  homepage, and read all about it.

• Luxembourg Mini-Meet
  
  There's not much information about this Mini-Meet at the moment, but what there is you can
  
  find out at the Luxembourg Mini-Meet homepage. The date
  
  is set for sometime in October, so if you live nearby, and you have some spare time in October,
  
  then this might be worth checking out.

Welcome to the soup bar, as you look around you see people sipping soup out of many different shaped galsses and bowls.

The soup bar is a place to meet up with other random-minded people over a cup/bowl of soup (or any dairy produce).

Yes indeed a brand new place to hang out has opening on h2g2, why not step inside, pull up a chair and enjoy some comforting soup. Run by Martiansoup it's a great way to spend some time at the guide.

Here's something to interest all Canadians on h2g2, you now have your own club which can
be found here at the The Canadian h2g2 Researchers
homepage.

Only recently opened to researchers of the Guide, this new club hopes to be the focus of all Canadians on h2g2. So why not drop by and enjoy the relaxed atmosphere, some pleasant
company and great food and drink. What more could you want.

This page has been set up for researchers who don't have access to a spell checker, and

need to know how to spell a word/s (and grammar, if required) for a Guide Entry, or for any

other reason. (Although spelling is not that important in conversation threads)

We have a willing and able team of fellow researchers just waiting to sort out all your

questions and queries at the Spell Checker homepage

where all your spelling and grammatical needs will be answered.

'As you walk amongst the cold granite pillars, you notice the faces of

hundreds of old clocks and compasses hung on hooks all around. Everyone is travelling through

time, but it requires a lot of instruments to navigate different directions or speeds from

everyone else.'

Want to learn more and if you have the time to spare then take a look at the h2g2 Society of Time Travellers.

Microorganisms just aren't getting the respect or appreciation they deserve anymore... It is

easy to say, hey, that microbe looks useful, let's use it to make alcohol. It's even easier to say,

look, we've got this really bad bug and we're going to have to get rid of it. But where is the

respect?

If you feel the same, or have something to say on the subject, then pop along to The Campaign Headquarters where you will find like minded

people to share your passion with or just go there and find out about this fascinating subject.

This club is for anyone under the age of 18, no proof of age required, birth records are not

something you need to produce. But if you would like to join with others of your age then pop

along to the The Young Researchers Club here at h2g2, it's

new and upcoming and needs members.

A group of people are putting together what is intended to be the ultimate

beginner's guide to GuideML. Interested authors, testers and critics should go to the GuideML Homepage to see what's been written, what's being

written and to volunteer their services in this noble cause.

The Musicians' Guild is a virtual community for musicians, singers,

composers, and other musical afficionados at h2g2.To join up, visit the Members Page

Guild member SpinksSecret is looking for assistance and feedback with a long-running music

project. Pop along to this thread to offer

your help.

We're in the planning stages for an unofficial volunteer project to promote high quality

entries that don't fit the scope or format of the Edited Guide, such as fiction, poetry,

interviews, personal accounts, opinion pieces, etc. The Italics have hinted that they might give
us exposure if we present an acceptable plan. For more info, join our email group at

http://groups.msn.com/theh2g2underguide or read our Proposals

for an Underguide Scheme.

The Sporkites are a dedicated group of thingites who

campaign for most thingite goals but with a few extras.

1. We will campain to abolish weekdays ALTOGETHER (except thing, a weekly holiday) and
   
   leave only weekends, so Thing, Poets, Doobry and Dontbry go round in an endless cycle. Despite
   
   this, you may still refer to the cursed weekdays, but ONLY to avoid confusion.
2. Our long, long, long term objective is to eventually beat out No!no!no!
3. Two Sporks will be given to each member, and should be posted in
   conversations.
4. All out sillyness past even the main body of thingites!

The Uruk-Hai are off to war. Soon Helm's Deep will be beseiged, and what better way to

celebrate than an Uruk Fun Run!.

The Rules are easy. Sign yourself up as either a Good Guy or a Bad Guy, then choose your

race:

• Good Guys: Man of Gondor, Man of Rohan, High Elf, Wood Elf, Dwarf or Hobbit.
• Bad Guys: Orc, Goblin (including Warg Riders) or Uruk-Hai.

The Bad Guys run around H2G2, plundering and pillaging as they go, the Good

Guys must try to stop them. For the purposes of fun, please try to target Lord of The Rings

based pages, or anything run by someone with a "Good Guy" name.

Sometimes I have trouble figuring out when some of my h2g2 friends can

be expected to be online, since I keep forgetting which time zones they are in, and how many

hours before or behind my zone that is. I plan to make a table listing the timezones and
researchers in each zone - but I need your help!

Write a message to the community on a brick and see it preserved for
posterity on the h2g2 Wall.
'Messages need to be quite short, and there is NO advertising, but you can choose your own

colour.'

'Are you missing h2g2 On The Move? Do you want to be able to use h2g2

on a wireless mobile device, like your phone or palm pilot? Then try inject2g2. This is a work in progress, which allows basic h2g2 use

with minimal bandwidth.'

Are you an expert on something or have you an ability that could help others? If the answer

is yes, then why not register with The H2G2 Guild of

Wizards. If the answer is no, but you need to find someone who can help you with a

problem, then the Guild of Wizards may be able to help.

The h2g2 Living Earth Society hopes that you will visit

and join in discussions about all sorts of natural earth phenomena.

'This is an area where people with an interest in the forces affecting our home planet can

come to discuss news items of interest, share their experiences, seek advice and read

interesting guide entries related to natural phenomena on our planet.'.

The Post is happy to welcome the h2g2 Living Earth Society to its pages; you can read their

first report here

Why not take a look at the People United in Defence of

Depression, Irritability and Natural Grumpiness. It's a new society on h2g2, who

believe it is alright to feel whatever you want to feel, be it happy or sad, it might even tempt

you into joining.
'PUDDING does NOT celebrate or promote sadness, we simply demand our right to express

natural emotions'.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a virtual racer, well here's your chance,

visit The H2G2 Sprint and take up the challenge.

'It's just a bit of fun to explore the possibilities of virtual racing around a virtual track.

The idea is to complete the H2G2 sprint track in the shortest time.'

• purplejenny has set up the People for Peace page.

• a girl called Ben offers an insight into meditation on her The Loving Kindness Meditation page.

• The new, improved Post Links Page
  points you towards the best of h2g2. Everything from information and campaigns to
  eating and drinking venues, virtual lands or clubs.

• The Post Archives are a repository for all things Post related... now revamped and divided into easy-to-follow categories, they are ever expanding and well worth a visit!

All entries for this feature should be mailed to [email protected]

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