THE WALL
Created | Updated Oct 1, 2004
'Too much of a good thing is wonderful.' Mae West Go-Go Girl | 'X marks the spot' Jimi X | Happy 3rd Birthday h2g2! 28-4-2002 Peta | ||||||
'Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.' - The Princess Bride 1987 Princess Bride | Tis a gift to be simple Tis a gift to be free Gnomon | |||||||
'Marry me and I'll never look at another horse' - Groucho Marx Polidari Wormwood | A Donut Tommorrow Is Worth Two Today Fadookie the Froody | Ayrton Senna Lives! Lifson Kofie | ||||||
| Miri it is whil somer ilast MaW | If you don't like graffiti, sign a partition Master B | How can I be in two places at once, unless I were a bird? - Sir Boyle Roche Azara | ||||||
Facts you can copy, knowledge you must learn. Marjin | "That's because my life is as good as an Abba song. It's as good as Dancing Queen." - Muriel's Wedding Linda | |||||||
| "Way out west where the rain don't fall" the Dingo's Rocket Rod | Wow! Two Birthdays in One Day, h2g2 and Me EtherZev | There is still HOPE you just have to find it angelof 2nd moon | ||||||
| IanG, I love you more then ponies xxx Abi | Golberg's First Principle of Theoretico-Semantic Obfuscationism - Anyone with a simple theory will give it a complicated name in order to sound clever. Otto Fisch | |||||||
| I am a name not a number 125489 | Your Ad Here Uncle Heavy | "If Heaven doesn't exist, what will we have missed?" Aurora | ||||||
Friendship is a gift to be treasured always Mistdancer | 'There's no such thing as bad weather, only unsuitable clothes' - Billy Conolly Wand'rin star | |||||||
| I Think Anyone That Writes On A Brick In A Wall Is Silly manda1111 | Test Question from Topanga Cabal The Twelve famous Buddha minds school: If they are our brothers, how come we can't eat them? Fred Smith | |||||||
| 'Let the children play!' Platypus 2 | Pink Floyd - The Wall Asterxa the Firemage!! | We are all teachers. We are all students. Belshazzar | ||||||
| 'Whenever we write, our imagination flies.Ours is a modest craft. Douglas Adams built the Heart of Gold.' Pinniped | War does not determine who is right... war determines who is left. Pegasus | |||||||
| The only curve that puts everything straight is a smile mozelda | Sanity is surplus to requirements tOt@l pEr$peCt!vE v:orTeX | If you travel far enough away my friend you will discover something of great beauty... yourself. Z Phantom | ||||||
| Death is only the beginning. Silveralien | 'Do as you will but harm none shall be the whole of the law.' Blues Shark | Fighting for peace is like s******g for virginity Clelba | ||||||
| 'Has any one seen my marbles..........?' FABT | Yesterday is history, tomorrow a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present. Dr St Justin | Phone this number 4 stuff 0800-stuff. krahn | ||||||
| I know nothing, but its a start. Seagull's Lost Horizon | 'Life can only be understood backwords but it must be lived forwards' fords_prefect | 'I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.' - Xander Harris Rupert the Observer | ||||||
| 'Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you...' Langly | 'Life is like an analogy' Croz | Reality is frequently innacurate. Cafram | ||||||
| 'I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.' -Hippolyte Taine Researcher Wotchit | If you want to change the world start with yourself. garbled | |||||||
| If this makes sense, you're crazier than I am Kate Schechter | We are all lying in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars - Oscar Wilde Rod | 'River was real and always stood for peace.1' Detective Armani | ||||||
| 'I may be thick, but I'm not stupid' Sergeant Mushroom and Cleo | When I want to read a book I write one - Disraeli. Pinwheel Pearl | Smile darn you smile Alex1956614 | ||||||
Life can be wonderful, terrible, happy or sad.But you'll miss it when it's gone. Egon | I'd like to be serious for a while, but I'd be kidding myself Captain A.J. Rimmer | If you could make wishes come true, you would be a Genie too! Genie | ||||||
| Some of us are dogs. Some of us are fire hydrants. SmartGamer | The People have nothing to lose but their chains - Karl Marx One death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic - Joseph Stalin Alfredo Marquez | |||||||
I'm on the train and I got my phones, people all around but i'm good all alone - The Bouncing Souls Binary667 | 'If violence is the answer it was a bloody stupid question' - Neil Rockley TIMELORD | 'When you loose small mind, you free your life' - S.O.A.D Menza | ||||||
This land is mine, this land is free, I'll do what I want, yet irresponsibly. It's evolution baby! - Ed Vedder Nbcdnzr | Llamas everywhere but not one of them on roller-skates. Researcher 199385 | |||||||
Whoever knows pain is raised from the fire that burns in desire Johanna the Psychotic Bananna | 'Believe in what isn't, as if it were, until it becomes.' Catwoman | 'I'm sure I have plenty of good things to say. I just have nothing to talk about.' Otis of the foggy feet | ||||||
'It's fun to have fun, even if you don't enjoy it.' - Gracie Allen Myjo | I have become comfortably numb Old Uncle Zarniwoop | 'Love is a possible strength, in an actual weakness.' - Thomas Hardy girl_interrupted | ||||||
'Wizard's Sixth Rule: The only sovereign you can allow to rule you is reason.' - Terry Goodkind Ex Libris Draconium | 'Tell me boy is it the donut you are looking at or the Hole?' Phlooey | 'If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.' - Steven Wright. Táralómë | ||||||
Hell is a gigantic shopping centre. Candi Nook | This one is for Zarniwoop's smile. Andrew Wyld | 'Go you big red fire engine!' the league against helium | ||||||
'You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb into his skin and walk around.' - To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee Lucrecia | Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency Keeper of the well thumbed meaning of liff | |||||||
"Be kind to your web footed friends; that duck may be somebody's mother!". Old Grey Wolf | I've turned a corner in life, and it's not much better than the last Penguin | It's 4:19. Want to save the world? Inhale. Thog | ||||||
| If I had all the money I spent on drink.. I'd spend it on drink Red Dog | 'The world is a very strange community, but i's the only one we all belong to.' - Ashleigh Brilliant 1981 Miztres | |||||||
'Eagles may fly, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines...' Tuberman42 | Too Dumb for New York City .... Too Ugly for L.A dirtydingo | Judge others only by the way they treat people who will never be of any use to them. roselin | ||||||
Can you tell what it is yet?! Sir Mort of the Luna Eclipse | U r only as good as your towel Sozinator | Tony Blair - What a Brick! Iago | ||||||
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't roll your friends into little green balls. Dancer | Ride me baby, Ride Me! Vicky Virago | |||||||
Roads are pretty dangerous - especially when there are cars on it. Just Justin | Mostly Harmless! loosehead | No Matter Where You Go, There You Are! Ripper | ||||||
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker - Ogden Nash tacsatduck | Even a pin uses its head to prevent it from going too far. quid.animus.esse.animus.esse | If you want to make God laugh - have a plan. McKay The Disorganised | ||||||
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what I should feed it. She of the Frogs | Can't is a little girl who sits down and cries. Nyree Rose | |||||||
| Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. Vegantoo | SCHEME Sneijder | Nothing is idiot-proof; Someone will always build a bigger idiot. Math | ||||||
'Who decides who the experts are anyway?' - Paul Newman Hasslefree | 'Biting the wheel is not enough.' - Russell Hoban Asteroid Lil | 'You're innocent when you dream.' -Tom Waits GTBacchus | ||||||
We're building a wall to friendship, but sometimes you have to knock down walls to make friends. Merryweather | 'Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.' - Henri Bergson. The Anonymous Researcher | 'You women. If it isn't complicated you get suspicious!' From the film 'A Fistful of Dollars' CREACHY | ||||||
| 42 Darth Zaphod | 'Every journey must start with a trip to the bathroom...' Michele | Algebra is like an erection: The more you think about it, the harder it gets. Wargamer | ||||||
Thankyou H2G2, for showing me Lisa then Susan and all the rest Hammy of Hamster | My Name is Duncan and I'm Brick! Hefelumpman | 'Keep Passing The Open Windows' ~John Irving~ Spread Your Wings | ||||||
The enemy's gates are down Chauncey | Today is the gift of life, that's why we call it The Present. 2legs | I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum - They Live. Rachie D | ||||||
Why can't we have eternal life, and never die...goodbye JAE. JustAnotherNumber | There is beauty in loss2 Jack Naples | 'I ain't quiet, everybody else is too loud.' Toy Box | ||||||
Be true to who you are, not who others want you to be. Archaris Kitten | I am not here to solve problems, but to serve mysteries LittlePinky | Fairys lie in the hearts of believers Jessypeeps | ||||||
| If we only get one shot at life here on earth, then can I start mine over again please? Hath | Memo to SCANDISK Don't blame me you arrogant sod - it was you that crashed AGAIN! Kandyman | |||||||
| Press anything except the stop button Atari | Anything is possible. You just need a way to do it. Flanker (The Cynic) | Peace through humour Marx Brothas | ||||||
If you looked at this brick you'd probably say 'Ooh thats a brick', and you'd be right - but thats not the point. It has led many lives as a weapon and as part of a wall and... well thats it but don't underestimate the power of the brick, because its watching you... Vercingetorix | 'I will do what I can, when I can, IF I can...' - Sharpe Koyaanisqatsi | |||||||
Descartes was wrong Clairybell, Queen of Lancashire | Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. RtC | 'The moments come and go like water, I try to hold them but they’re fading' Peter Gabriel Karin | ||||||
For the love of God, Montressor! Farlander | 500m years ago trilobites watched the world through calcite crystal eyes. We come and go, the world and its miracles goes on Waz | |||||||
It takes millions of years to create a human being. And it only takes a few seconds to die - Maya, by Jostein Gaardener arwen | 'Consider the Daffodil, and while you're doing that, I'll be over here looking through your stuff' - Jack Handy Yankee-shoes | |||||||
'They're just using religion as an excuse to be really crappy to each other.' - Dave Lister, Red Dwarf Raukodraug | Nothing rhymes with orange... paddlepops | If at first you don't succeed CHEAT Radar | ||||||
I am certain of one thing: I'm not certain on anything Wulfric | 'Smeg' - Listy Lou, Geography Princess Lou | Bricks The gift that keeps on giving *•Chaos*Nicko•* | ||||||
You forgot your fortune cookie, it says... your s**t outa luck! rycroft | When the going gets tough - hug your Granny Universal Granny | I'm A Pink Glittery Fairy!! Yay!! *!TaNyA!* | ||||||
In order to change the world, you have to be DIFFERENT from the world. The Great Muddy Shoes | Achademics dont like simple choices logicus tracticus philosophicus | I love my brick! Oberon2001 | ||||||
Just seen the wall, so I'm adding my brick! Jimbo | 'You can never go home again...but I guess you can shop there' -Grosse Point Blank TheDirtyVicar | 'Should've taken the blue pill!' Bolders | ||||||
'And do not make water as you go, whether on the road or off the road' Hesiod, Works and Days pikin42 | To a motorist a pedestrian is a pain in the but' To a pedestrian a motorist is either blind or irresponsible, It all depends if you are in or out of your car. supergrandad | I can't, I don't want to and I'm not going to! JulesK | ||||||
Wow a brick dedicated to me! angelface04 | Things can get pretty lonely in the desert of the real... Hussassan of Honshu | The Wall gets bigger Over 150 bricks now!! The Management | ||||||
Did I mention you can have a colour of your choice? THE MANAGEMENT | Who said that? The Management | The Wall gets bigger Over 150 bricks now!! The Management | ||||||
156 RESEARCHERS
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THE WALL
I would like to bring the people of H2G2 together in one place, and I thought the best way was to get people to write a short message to everyone here at the Guide. The message can then be transferred to a brick in The Wall, and left for others to read as long as the guide is here.
The message has to be short, due to space constraints, but try to make it something that is personal to you. A short sentance is fine, if it sums up you or a message you would like to send to people. The maximum amount of letters incuding spaces is about 100, but I would prefer them to be shorter if possible. I may ask anyone to shorten their message if it is to long. Please think about what you want to say, as once on the wall, the message will not be changed.
You can choose a colour for your words, but please look at the Wall, some colours go better than others because of the brick colour I have chosen. For help with colours go here
If you do not want to leave a message, just your name could be put on a brick instead if you wish.
Advertisements are NOT allowed, this is for people to enjoy, and not for people to promote their own things, no matter how worthy. Smilies will not be included in the messages, and no messages of an offensive nature will be printed.
Hopefully over time this will become a monument to all those who have joined the Guide, write your message and build The Wall to friendship and togetherness at H2G2.
Last Updated 01.10.04
1In tribute to the late River Phoenix who`s death had a significant impact on me. These words were scrawled on the streets outside the Viper Room were he died and have stuck with me since.2It's not necessarily miserable, I assure you. For example, it answers the question 'Why pay money to watch a rubbish football team get beat?'
