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The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2961

Ace Rimmer [pretending]


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2962

[...]

*flosses teeth*


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2963

Khamsin

*searches for toast*


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2964

Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]

*starts to fold a piece of paper into an escape pod*


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2965

Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

*even though she is not on the bridge, she rolls her eyes in disgust*


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2966

[...]

*watches eyes roll past the door*

Err guys?


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2967

Existential Elevator

That can't be good...


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2968

Commander Thanaris Thamian Meridian


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Post 2969

[...]

Well, they're not mine...


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2970

Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]

*starts to put the finishing touches on his paper escape pod*

*carefully places in on the floor*

now, anyone got some sort of magic ray gun that makes things bigger?


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Post 2971

Existential Elevator

*looks quizically at the "escape pod"*

Isn't that going to be a bit, urrh, flimsy in deep space?


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2972

[...]

Then could we use you Elevator?


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2973

Existential Elevator

Hmm.... interesting plan with just /two/ flaws..

One: I'm attached to the ship.
And Two: I'm attached to the ship.

Now, I know that's really only /one/ flaw, but it seemed to important I thought I'd mention it twice...


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2974

[...]

We could get wire cutters.


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Post 2975

Existential Elevator

WE'd need more than wire cutters to get through the steel... besides, it would cut off my power supply..


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2976

Commander Thanaris Thamian Meridian

And then you'd have her death on your conscience for eternity.

Now what hells-born plan are we following?


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2977

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Actually seeing as he would only feel bad the rest of his life, ie most likely ten minutes that might not be a big factor. Never the less, I think the killing of such a lovely (and punctual) elevator would be a shame, ergo we need another plan.


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2978

Commander Thanaris Thamian Meridian

So are we going to follow one of our earlier plans?


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Post 2979

Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

*rolls eyes in other direction*

Not the "paper escape plan" surely?

Are there any others?


The Red Dwarf Bridge

Post 2980

Commander Thanaris Thamian Meridian

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/FP120678?thread=265551&post=7633401#p7666958


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