h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I cant remember for the life of me who suggested it, but wasnt immediate fleeing offered as a plan aswell?

There's always Starbug.

Both could be shot down in flames and I'm not talking verbally.

The Dwarf stands a marginally better chance of not getting blown to pieces.

welllllllllllllllll you come up with an idea for escape then smarty! *carefully adds folds to his paper escape pod*

*feels very very happy that someone out there doesn't want to kill her *

If they are attempting to kill us then they will expect us to run. What is one of the first laws of tactics?

make sure you can switch sides if necessary?

Well there is that one but It probably won't help in this situation much.

fire more guns at them than they can at you

We don't have any guns to shoot at them.

Who forgot to equip guns on the ship...

you mean we aren't on the galaxies biggest warship?

No we are in fact on the galaxy's biggest mining ship.

how did I get stuck on a mining ship... right that is it, I want off!!

finally! someone else who sees sense! Now, lets leave this lot behind to do what they want and get out of here *starts to get up taking his paper escape pod with him*

*blocks the doorway*

That'd be mutiny...

well, no, it wouldnt count as mutiny unless you didnt want us to go. I mean, think of the peace and quiet with me gone!

what does this ship have going in its favour, if its nithing I thyink I will take my chances with that escape pod

nothing. Lets go!

The ship's size and thick skin reccomend it. On the other hand, reccomendations for running include death BEFORE you get to starbug...
*draws his pistol for dramatic effect*
...and starbug's thin skin and small size.

Damn ! Foiled again! *sits down sulkily playing with his paper escape pod* see you all in hell then