A Conversation for Red Dwarf
The Red Dwarf Bridge
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Started conversation Apr 9, 2003
This is the Red Dwarf bridge, it has a number of consoles, a navi-comp for navigating through space, many many buttons and flashy things.
If you dont want anything weird or stupid or fun to happen, DONT TOUCH ANYTHING!
(if not, go right ahead!)
The Red Dwarf Bridge
Existential Elevator Posted Apr 9, 2003
*sits very still, not touching anything*
The Red Dwarf Bridge
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 9, 2003
*enters, polishes off some dust*
Like the place?
The Red Dwarf Bridge
Existential Elevator Posted Apr 9, 2003
It's very nice and shiny 
I like the flashy lights.
What does that one mean<?>
The Red Dwarf Bridge
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 9, 2003
That one is "brown alert" especially installed for well, brown alert situations.
The Red Dwarf Bridge
Terran Posted Apr 9, 2003
*A ghostly apparition appears on the bridge*
Am I dead? Its just that it hasn't been mentioned whether I survived.
Oh and who is this Terran chap you refer to? 
Excellent work Rimmer!
I think this new Red Dwarf will be the best ever
The Red Dwarf Bridge
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 9, 2003
Thankyou Verc and I'm sorry, I just cant think of you in any other way than Terran, it would really help my head if you could change it back. 
Why d'you change it in the first place?
The Red Dwarf Bridge
Terran Posted Apr 9, 2003
I did write a journal entry about it : F96950?thread=242538#p2893553.
And don't worry, on here your the boss *does a Rimmer-esq salute*
The Red Dwarf Bridge
Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 9, 2003
What's this surprise then... I dragged myself from my 
stupor to find out rimsie is in charge? Smeg.
The Red Dwarf Bridge
[...] Posted Apr 9, 2003
Well I was examining the size of this new Red Dwarf and not only did I discover that the size is now expanded by 300% but....
The Red Dwarf Bridge
Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 9, 2003
but... *hic*
The Red Dwarf Bridge
Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 9, 2003
But Kryties types 300 times slower.
The Red Dwarf Bridge
Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 9, 2003
BUT WHAT???????????????
Key: Complain about this post
The Red Dwarf Bridge
- 1: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 9, 2003)
- 2: Existential Elevator (Apr 9, 2003)
- 3: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 9, 2003)
- 4: Existential Elevator (Apr 9, 2003)
- 5: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 9, 2003)
- 6: Terran (Apr 9, 2003)
- 7: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 9, 2003)
- 8: Terran (Apr 9, 2003)
- 9: [...] (Apr 9, 2003)
- 10: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 9, 2003)
- 11: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 9, 2003)
- 12: [...] (Apr 9, 2003)
- 13: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 9, 2003)
- 14: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 9, 2003)
- 15: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 9, 2003)
- 16: [...] (Apr 9, 2003)
- 17: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 9, 2003)
- 18: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 9, 2003)
- 19: [...] (Apr 9, 2003)
- 20: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 9, 2003)
More Conversations for Red Dwarf
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."