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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 10, 2003
*burns colonel with his hex-vision*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 10, 2003
*adds poppadum flakes to burnt colonel*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 10, 2003
Comeon Krytee, join in
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[...] Posted Apr 10, 2003
Sorry ma'am, I can't harm any humanoid no matter how insane!
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 10, 2003
Oh.
Well lend us your iron, I have a plan
And get my make up gear from my quarters - just dont touch the mold or the mattress.
Cheers.
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 10, 2003
Hold down the colonel, Just do it Kryten!
*wields makeup and iron*
Now matey, gonna give you a haircut!
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 10, 2003
how about kiss curls?
*shaves off all hair but some,which she curls*
Lipstick time!
What colour, Rimsie?
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 10, 2003
*searches for black lipstick*
Well I don't have any, but we could always use the old trick - mix lipgloss and black eyeshadow
*mixes*
*applies*
Now. Eyemakeup.
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 10, 2003
*Colonel runs into room brandishing cookry and starts hacking into Kryten, then turns around and attacks everything in sight* AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!! NARF! NARF! NARF! NARF!
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 10, 2003
How could you do that? We had you lying on the floor applying make up (read the b log!)!
*takes no notice of illogical events*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 10, 2003
*stands ready with hex-vision if he escapes*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 10, 2003
*slaps Colonel for being illogical and applies pink eyeshadow*
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 10, 2003
*Colonel turns round runs out the door. A few seconds later Rimmer starts spasming. Colonel runs back and says...* I found the projector! 
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 10, 2003
*runs back out of door, a splash is heard, then Colonel runs back in missing all make up and looking very wet, and starts chasing Lou around brandishing cookry*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 10, 2003
*runs out and hides the projector, somewere on the RD convos.
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 10, 2003
*Lou, used to knifes and sharp objects, simply ignores it and approaches with eyebrow curlers and a hair straightener to do up his new kiss curl*
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- 95: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 10, 2003)
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