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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 10, 2003
OH THE BEER MISSED COMPLETELY! AND ANSWER MY QUESTION PLEASE. *ANNOUCED THE CONSOLE*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 10, 2003
YOU GITO
LETS GET HIM
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[...] Posted Apr 10, 2003
*crawls across floor into shaft*
*running on purple alert has enough time to get back to bridge... DYING*
12 hrs until shutdown... urgh.. sir/ma'am... fix... bridge... there may still be a...
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Apr 11, 2003
*Scutter 1 (mod) enters*
*No-one notices*
*Sees Kryten lying on the floor - out cold*
*With true scutter efficiency he has "repaired" all of the damage Kryten has sustained in a matter of minutes.*
*Unfortunately Kryten's head is on back to front and his voice box has been reconnected with the polarity reversed so that everything he will say will come out backwards.*
*Gives Kryten a 2000V jolt up his vacuum cleaner attachment to revive him.*
*Since no-one else is about he fixes all of the other damage the mad Colonel has inflicted on the bridge, cleans the lipstick and eyeshadow smudges from the floor and then slopes off somwhere else.*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 11, 2003
Cheers scutter 1 (mod)
You ok Krytie?
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[...] Posted Apr 11, 2003
...egdirB eht no ffo si troppus efil tegrof t'noD .'K' a thiw rettuks lleps uoY
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 11, 2003
*a small pop is heard outside the door, Colonel walks in, and snaps off a salute that could crack armor, standing at stock straight attention* Colonel Thamian reporting for duty! Oh, I must appologise for my other self but he is truthfully and totally BONKEROONY!!!
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 11, 2003
Just a little bit, yeah. He's backwards you see
WAIT
How do we know this is not your "*voice dripping with sarcasm, fingers make inverted comma sign* OTHER SELF" fooling us?
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 11, 2003
Would my other self salute anyone? And not insult anyone within two seconds of seeing them? And be concerned about an android? Hay?
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 11, 2003
Well your "other Self" was very nice to begin with...
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 11, 2003
*is very suscpicious*
*eyes are growing slightly red*
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 11, 2003
Am I being overly nice? No. Oh, hello sir. *turns and salutes AJ Rimmer*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 11, 2003
*replies to salute with a short but very precise Rimmer-salute*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 11, 2003
Hmm
Your SN is strange.
It suggests YOU were revived - therefore making you the same Colonel we killed.
So therefore.
ITS HIM!
GET HIM BOYS!
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- 121: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 10, 2003)
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- 123: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 10, 2003)
- 124: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 10, 2003)
- 125: [...] (Apr 10, 2003)
- 126: Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG (Apr 11, 2003)
- 127: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 11, 2003)
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- 133: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 11, 2003)
- 134: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Apr 11, 2003)
- 135: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 11, 2003)
- 136: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 11, 2003)
- 137: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Apr 11, 2003)
- 138: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 11, 2003)
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- 140: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 11, 2003)
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