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Post 121

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Has he taken the blue midget?


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Post 122

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

OH THE BEER MISSED COMPLETELY! AND ANSWER MY QUESTION PLEASE. *ANNOUCED THE CONSOLE*


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Post 123

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Did you take the blue midget?


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Post 124

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

YOU GITO

LETS GET HIM


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Post 125

[...]

*crawls across floor into shaft*
*running on purple alert has enough time to get back to bridge... DYING*
12 hrs until shutdown... urgh.. sir/ma'am... fix... bridge... there may still be a...


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Post 126

Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG

*Scutter 1 (mod) enters*

*No-one notices*

*Sees Kryten lying on the floor - out cold*

*With true scutter efficiency he has "repaired" all of the damage Kryten has sustained in a matter of minutes.*

*Unfortunately Kryten's head is on back to front and his voice box has been reconnected with the polarity reversed so that everything he will say will come out backwards.*

*Gives Kryten a 2000V jolt up his vacuum cleaner attachment to revive him.*

*Since no-one else is about he fixes all of the other damage the mad Colonel has inflicted on the bridge, cleans the lipstick and eyeshadow smudges from the floor and then slopes off somwhere else.*




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Post 127

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

Cheers scutter 1 (mod)

You ok Krytie?


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Post 128

[...]


...egdirB eht no ffo si troppus efil tegrof t'noD .'K' a thiw rettuks lleps uoY


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Post 129

[...]

...neeb evah dluoc ti tub ,ton s'ti KO


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Post 130

Terran

Makes perfect sense to mesmiley - winkeye


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Post 131

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

*a small pop is heard outside the door, Colonel walks in, and snaps off a salute that could crack armor, standing at stock straight attention* Colonel Thamian reporting for duty! Oh, I must appologise for my other self but he is truthfully and totally BONKEROONY!!!


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Post 132

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

And what is wrong with the fralling android. Oh, did my other self hack him up or something? smiley - smileysmiley - biggrinsmiley - laugh


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Post 133

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

Just a little bit, yeah. He's backwards you see smiley - winkeye

WAIT

How do we know this is not your "*voice dripping with sarcasm, fingers make inverted comma sign* OTHER SELF" fooling us?


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Post 134

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

Would my other self salute anyone? smiley - smileysmiley - biggrinsmiley - laugh And not insult anyone within two seconds of seeing them? And be concerned about an android? Hay?


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Post 135

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

Well your "other Self" was very nice to begin with...


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Post 136

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*is very suscpicious*
*eyes are growing slightly red*


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Post 137

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

Am I being overly nice? No. Oh, hello sir. *turns and salutes AJ Rimmer*


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Post 138

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*replies to salute with a short but very precise Rimmer-salute*


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Post 139

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

*Colonel's arm snaps down to his side* smiley - smileysmiley - smileysmiley - smileysmiley - boing


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Post 140

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

Hmm
Your SN is strange.
It suggests YOU were revived - therefore making you the same Colonel we killed.
So therefore.
ITS HIM!

GET HIM BOYS!


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