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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 10, 2003
Grab Rimmer and stuff it down his throat! Go on! 
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[...] Posted Apr 10, 2003
*throws hamster toward wall, bounces off, and slides through basketball hoop into bin...*
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 10, 2003
Oh, narf off will you Krytie. Or you will end up in the state this poor little similey is in. 
Injured!!! And this time i have remembered that my cookry is in the top of my pack! (cookry= also known as Ouch-knife, most nasty blade in the world... ever!)
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 10, 2003
*backs away from cookry*
NOw now, mate, calm it
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 10, 2003
Don't worry, you're safe. It is Krytie that's going to get hacked up unless he narfs off....now! 
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 10, 2003
Ah man, its only kryten....
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 10, 2003
Yeah, and he can be reassembled later! 
What do i do now?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 10, 2003
What does NARF mean?
See lou, these are the words I dont understand.
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 10, 2003
I think it's just a noise like NAAARRRRFFFFF
like Chuh - which is ccchhhhuuurrrr - its slang for "how rude!"
Its like Naff i think, which is basically the same as Narf
Lou xxxx
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 10, 2003
Narf off you little illegitamus! Or I will hack through this ship till i have found your projector, and i will then reroute a main power conduit through it!
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 10, 2003
Guys dont mean to destroy the mood here but this guy is getting on my nerves...
...
...and Mr Flibbles nerves to
*AJ's eyes are growing red*
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 10, 2003
*begins hacking into wall with pick axe from pack*
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 10, 2003
BANG! BANG! BANG! *metalic are the BANG!s* FRISSSALLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 10, 2003
*AJ's eyes are now burning red*
We dont like you Thamian, and guess what we do with people we dont like?
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 10, 2003
Can't talk now, too busy getting electrified......
FFFRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAALLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 10, 2003
*throws curry at colonel*
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