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Terran Posted Apr 9, 2003
*Taps the lump hammer on his hand in preparation for talkie toaster*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 9, 2003
*picks up TT, rushes to A deck airlock, opens it, puts TT in and sends it off into space*
Now thats what A Deck is for.
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[...] Posted Apr 9, 2003
Yes... but watch.. *flicks 'on' switch*
*SILENTLY a piece of toast slides onto the floor*
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[...] Posted Apr 9, 2003
Excuse but is Mr. Voring a guest or is he joining us Mr. Rimmer?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 9, 2003
Mr voring?
Oh you mean Verc dont you?
No he's an "oldie" here, well he was an oldie "there" but you get what I mean.
Very close friend.
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 9, 2003
*apologises to toaster*
Just don't reply.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 9, 2003
Not yet but you should all get quarters, here or on A-deck, this page is for officers(oldies) and A-deck for newcomers to this place.
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 9, 2003
Did that toaster just speak?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 9, 2003
*picks up fireaxe and stands ready*
Hope not for its own sake.
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 9, 2003
Because if it did... you know where that airlock is
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[...] Posted Apr 9, 2003
No ma'am the Toaster has been moved down to my quarters...
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 9, 2003
Good good. Make sure it stays there. And doesn't escape.
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[...] Posted Apr 9, 2003
*walks away head down at everybody's failure to notice plug*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 9, 2003
plug?
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 9, 2003
nice bridge - where does it lead to ? do you get it? its a joke? 
Ok a bad one but i have heard worse.
Nice ship Rimmer, now where do i get quarters
- here or on A deck as everyone has camped out here and i thought it was A deck so if someone could point me in the right direction i would like to get settled in
Thanks
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 10, 2003
Here on the mainpage , the newcomers(if/when they come) take cabins on A-deck.
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 10, 2003
oh PLUG! media student - should know that 
Ok ok, everyone go to Krtyen's quarters.
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- 21: Terran (Apr 9, 2003)
- 22: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 9, 2003)
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- 25: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 9, 2003)
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- 28: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 9, 2003)
- 29: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 9, 2003)
- 30: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 9, 2003)
- 31: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 9, 2003)
- 32: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 9, 2003)
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- 36: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 9, 2003)
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- 38: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Apr 9, 2003)
- 39: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 10, 2003)
- 40: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 10, 2003)
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