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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 10, 2003
*Colonel runs out of room, Rimmer starts going all watery, and a bold of lightning shoots out of the ceiling and hits Lou, then sounds indicate that the colonel has run down the corridor screaming, run into the waste disposal shaft hatch and proceeded to fall down the shaft...* AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 10, 2003
Lou, he is obviously mad, let's ignore him.
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 10, 2003
Fair enough.
*ignores him and applies make up to self*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 10, 2003
You want some? 
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 10, 2003
good good.....
*wonders where Colonel is*
Is he dead do you think? Or is going to do a TT and keep reappearing
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 10, 2003
*Mort wanders onto the bridge with a thundery look in her eyes*
Colonel - if you are a digibox user and that is making posts so wide then can you please use a line break (return/enter etc) otherwise it makes the posts unreadable on a PC. If you are not a digibox user then get a grip please.
*assumes a temporary formal crew status considering everybody has gone mad*
Right, this kind of behaviour is not acceptable on the bridge. Unless this stops immediately, when Rimmer has stopped having red eyes i will ask him to put you all on report. Is that understood?
I SAID IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 10, 2003
(now its messing up my posts to extra long)
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 10, 2003
Only colonel is on report, he's is the noly one mad here.
*puts colonel or report for typing without line-braking and being very very mad, kidnapping the holo-projector and braking the rules of continuity*
What punishment should he get?
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 10, 2003
Wat is up with this....
Its not our fault, Rimmer, dont put us on report, its COLONEL chuck him out
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 10, 2003
*goes back to chilled Mort, just a layabout on RD*
Oh Rimmer you are ok, thought you had turned 'funny' again
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 10, 2003
Juist towards 'him'
*as Rimmer points to the trash shoot, his eyes turn slightly red*
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 10, 2003
erm.. Listerette - should you have put that 
on the trash
disposal manual overide? Could cause an accident
if it spilt!
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 10, 2003
confus
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 10, 2003
Look what he is doing: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F120678?thread=265309&latest=1
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 10, 2003
Bleep....Bleep....Bleep.....*Rimmer turns to the bleeping console and then a very loud metalic voice annouced what the console had on it.....*
HAVE ANY OF YOU SMEG-HEADS NOTICED WHAT'S MISSING FROM THE MAIN HANGER YET?
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 10, 2003
how RUDE
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- 101: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Apr 10, 2003)
- 102: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 10, 2003)
- 103: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 10, 2003)
- 104: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 10, 2003)
- 105: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 10, 2003)
- 106: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 10, 2003)
- 107: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 10, 2003)
- 108: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 10, 2003)
- 109: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Apr 10, 2003)
- 110: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Apr 10, 2003)
- 111: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 10, 2003)
- 112: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 10, 2003)
- 113: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Apr 10, 2003)
- 114: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 10, 2003)
- 115: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Apr 10, 2003)
- 116: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 10, 2003)
- 117: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 10, 2003)
- 118: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 10, 2003)
- 119: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Apr 10, 2003)
- 120: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (Apr 10, 2003)
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