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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 11, 2003
By MY force of will, NOT his force of will. HE was nearly totally destroyed, giving me time to suck us out of reality so that I could take control of my body. Killing me again would just bing him to the fore. SIR!
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 11, 2003
That's Ma'am.
*gets plan*
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LEft Colonel - the dead one - in the Blue Midget comatose for 12 hours. If your telling the truth he'll still be there. Lets go and check.
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 11, 2003
HE is not dead. Just severely weakened. But thank-you Scutter, I was wondering why my body felt like it was completely mine. 
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 11, 2003
*Sane Colonel walks onto bridge holding his helmet in his hands*
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 11, 2003
WHERE THE 
ARE YOU, YOU ER. YOU ING WELL LEFT ME HERE. I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION! *Sane colonel stands just inside door with a shocked expression on his face*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 11, 2003
Well well well.... what's going on here then?
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 11, 2003
I don't really know... but the colonel is now in my quarters having a drinking competition with yours truly.
Come along man, we'll shock your circuits or something.
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 11, 2003
Krytie, please go and clean up the corpse in the hanger. Please.
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[...] Posted Apr 12, 2003
*arrives from quarters to clean*
*dusts off onsoles and thinks how even on a ship the size of a city it's hours before he has contact with other crew members.. They're probably all doing this 'fun' thing without him...*
*finishes work on bridge and heads to next room... when am I gonna get that new mop?*
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 12, 2003
*colonel comes in and sits down next to a console. he then puts feet up on the chair next to him and reads his book*
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[...] Posted Apr 12, 2003
*arrives from Rimmer's quarters* *sees colonel with new medal* Congratulations colonel!!
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 12, 2003
What I got this medal twenty-five years ago. It was from the mad buggers socity of planet smeg's top mental institute. I had just fought in the planet's civil war, and they gave me this medal for being the only person in that war to get shell-shock. And the twits in the hospital I was recovering thought it would be a good idea to sow it on to one of my jackets. They managed to sow it on to the most comfortable jacket I had. And I have always been afraid that if I try to cut it off I will ruin my jacket.
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[...] Posted Apr 12, 2003
Well I could do it for you colonel! I AM a bachelor of sanitation!
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 12, 2003
Here.*takes off jacket and hands it to Krytie* Now I have a solemn promise that this jacket and medal will both arrive back to me intact but separated.
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