h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

brilliant leadership, hiding from behind the rear console

whatever you say Rimmer, that gimboid listrette has slep through the whole thing - typical, and Scutter and Krytie went onto down time, but Krytie did offer to commit suicide for us to try and stop it.

But i told him not to cos it would have been pointless. Was that the right thing Rimmer?

Sir, I was the one who brought up the idea in the first place and you rejected it first off Sir. And please remember that I am in a position to make sure that your blue tac got 'flushed' sir.

YOU MEAN WE WENT THROUGH ALL THAT WHEN WE COULD JUST HAVE SENT THE MECHANO GIMBOID AS A HUMAN SPEED BUMP!?!

But ..but..

we NEED him, afterall who else will turn the pages of 'those' magazines for you?

BUT BUT BUT but...
How do you know about those magazines?
*switches to soft-light*

hmph
*Wanders down to his quarters to try and get some sleep*

Holly? Rimmer requested that you give him the extra loud alarm call in 2 hours time, he... err... forgot to ask himself...

No honestly he did

*enters the bridge*
I just thought of something, our engines are still running, but were are we heading?
*starts looking for a console wich can tell him the answer*

Oh have you recovered then from the shock of it all?!

Heading? Nowhere, there is nowhere to go.

Perhaps the planet of the Quagaars eh?

Quagaars?
*runs to a window*
Were, were?

*wakes up, wanders in, reads b/log*

Oh smeg.

Oh Rimmsie, Rimmsie, Rimmsie. There's no such thing as Quagaars. But if you want to go look for some then that is fine by me, afterall we can t go back can we

*still sleepy*

Wha?

morning List, nice sleep? You didnt miss much, just near death by asteroid, a suicidal mechanoid and the colonel being a hero, oh and Rimmer in command from behind the wheelie chair

yeah, great sleep thanks!

oh, is that all

good to see Rimsie taking his normal charge

So, whats going on now then. Colonel about? Or do you fancy a drinking contest?

I tried to take action within the first hour but nooooooo! *sulk mode*

there, there Krytie. I mean, I'm sorry and that, but we survived, right? It's all ok.

Ah, smeg, don't go into sulk m....
KRYTEN!
I command you not to sulk. *mutters* factory settings....