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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 13, 2003
Oh Kryten *hug*
Please.... you've got to believe me.
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 13, 2003
... Kryten. Please.
We all love you.
We REALLY do. The place wouldn't be the same without you! I'd... I'd miss you man.
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Apr 13, 2003
*Scutter 1 (mod) powers up*
*Removes extending arms from audio receptors*
*Checks situation and finds that disaster has been averted by "quick thinking" Rimmer*
*Sees Kryten and Listerette hugging*
*Backs out discreetly - its obviously a human/mechanoid "moment*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 13, 2003
*glares at scutt*
Kryten, mate. Please. Cheer up - you've got a huge crew who love you for YOU, not because of a medal! A medal is just a superfluous shiny piece of metal. Means nothing to me! But you - you mean something. You've got to believe me. I've known you so long, I always thought you'd trust me... but now....
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 13, 2003
after Kryten
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 13, 2003
*mort comes in looking for kryton...follows him back to the cabins*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 13, 2003
*runs back in*
*sigh*
*leaves*
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[...] Posted Apr 13, 2003
*arrives from Parrot's... no one here... goes to Miss Listerette's cabin....*
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[...] Posted Apr 13, 2003
*Arrives from hangar and walks over to Comm. throughout ship*
MR. RIMMER HAS GONE ASTEROID SPOTTING AND WON'T BE BACK WITH THE MIDGET UNTIL WEDNESDAY!
ALL CREW MEMBERS INFORM NEW MEMBERS WHO HAVEN'T GOT CABINS TO PUT THEM IN A-DECK
A-DECK
A-DECK!!!!
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 14, 2003
*achknowledges presence*
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[...] Posted Apr 14, 2003
*arrives on bridge from Mess Hall*
Ah! Afternoon Miss Listerette, ma'am! have you seen our shiny new Mess Hall or A/R suite???
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 14, 2003
Not yet, Krytie. *wanders off*
*calls back*
Sure I'd be very impressed with your work 
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[...] Posted Apr 14, 2003
*arrives from Dr.'s room*
*sits down and waits for anything interesting to happen... while dusting off chairs*
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[...] Posted Apr 14, 2003
*gets up and take Xpress Lift down to A/R Suite (A1022860) to do some maintanence..*
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