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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 13, 2003
Krytie, you are with us again!
I just couldnt let you do it, we need you, its all ok now anyway...
I could never have forgiven myself if i let you do it. BTW do you think you could put a padlock on my emergency supplies box?
its under my pillow
thanks
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 13, 2003
Kryten
Yeah, we wouldnt have let you do it!
We love ya Krytie....
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 13, 2003
Kryten...
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 13, 2003
poor krytie - he is very down, wonder if she would do something to cheer him up?
What do you think Rimmer?
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 13, 2003
Is Rimmer even about?
How can we cheer him up...?
A Fembot? Or wat...?
More ironing?
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[...] Posted Apr 13, 2003
*sulks into bridge and begins wiping down sits viciously..*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 13, 2003
*wanders in*
Kryten.... you alright mate?
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[...] Posted Apr 13, 2003
*sulks* No ma'am, I don't think I am...
The colonel can't stay here... 
he just can't! (<closest could get to that whiney voice)
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 13, 2003
What's wrong with the Colonel? NOw, be honest, fight your lie mode... you've got to Krytee... what's wrong with him?
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[...] Posted Apr 13, 2003
I just know he's going to take you away from me I just know it!
Yesterday he asked me to do some polishing... I'VE SEEN HIS MEDALS!! They've got all those gold bits you like!
Oh why couldn't he be more like Mr. Rimmer, he's perfect!!! He's got no medals.. hardly at all!
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 13, 2003
Medals? Christ, Krytee, we'll never fall for that! We love you! We would NEVER leave you, he's not half the man you are!
Smeg, Krytee, you deserve a medal more than he does!
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 13, 2003
Of course I do! Smeg, would I lie to you mate?
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 13, 2003
I'M NOT!
I would never lie to someone like you! You're so much better than the colonel! I mean, what has the colonel ever done for us? Fired at a big asteroid? You were prepared to give up your life for us! THAT'S committment - you deserve a medal mate.
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[...] Posted Apr 13, 2003
.......*pause*.... YOU'RE LYING!!! You're just saying that to me feel better.. OH I'm gonna end up on my own just like on the Nova 5!
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 13, 2003
The Nova Five? Forget that!
I AM NOT LYING!
How can I prove it to you Krytie?
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 13, 2003
Kryten... talk to me.
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