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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 10, 2003
I agree. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Must draw cookry and chop talkie toaster into toast. *enraged Colonel walks over to Kryten and hits The Talkie Toaster with banana* 
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 10, 2003
The talkie toaster is not here.
And it is quiet so do not touch it ok?
You are hitting a run-away hamster BTW.
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 10, 2003
You must be getting severely annoyed with me aren't you? 
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 10, 2003
How dare you speak to a superior technician like that?!
*writes something in his report book*
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 10, 2003
el original Red Dwarf tuvo razon, eres un gito!
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 10, 2003
No I dont want to buy a beach ball.
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 10, 2003
Do you have any clue what i just called you? 
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 10, 2003
Oh the Hamster is Rimmsie's.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 10, 2003
A git I would guess.
And the hamster isn't mine.
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Apr 10, 2003
Congratulations!! Now guess which language i said it in!! And the hamster is yours. That is why you got so worked up when i blugeoned it to death with this banana. *holds up bloodied banana*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 10, 2003
*
on the way in....
eating curry*
Nice Hamster rimmsie.
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[...] Posted Apr 10, 2003
So what shall I do with this? *bloody hamster swings in hand*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 10, 2003
I'm telling you it's not my hamster I've never had a hamster in my life or in my death!
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