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Post 2941

Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]

< I was changing his details because he has a new e-mail address, and he got modded and realised the reason he hadnt got an e-mail was he hadnt updated his thingy but he didnt know how! smiley - tongueout I just forgot to log out and log in as me smiley - blush right! try again! same hospital thing applies>

*slows down* well.... if you dont escape you'll be dead anyway, Bye!! *legs it*


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Post 2942

Commander Thanaris Thamian Meridian

*pulls a pistol and blasts the deck beneath Jack's feet*


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Post 2943

Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]

*jumps and swears speeding up*


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Post 2944

Commander Thanaris Thamian Meridian

*puts a blast straight at Jack's knee*


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Post 2945

Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]

*swears louder and collapses vaguely still attempting to crawl away*

You cant keep me here! I have rights you know!


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Post 2946

Commander Thanaris Thamian Meridian

Yes! As do the rest of the Crew!

As we appear to be the only ones active on this ship, It is our duty to evacuate them as well as ourselves, or to find a way to stop the whole thing from happening.

And as to whether I can keep you here indefinately, If you do run, I will hunt you down and kill you anyway. So I might as well put the blast through your head now.

*aims at jack's head*


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Post 2947

Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah nonononono I'm sure I can do something, er something useful to help yes to help errr evacute my fellow crew members whom are my dear friends?


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Post 2948

Commander Thanaris Thamian Meridian

Your lying to me

*flicks a switch on the back of the pistol where a hammer would be on a RL pistol*


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Post 2949

Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]

Nononono! honestly I'm not why would I bother to lie you'll only kill me sooner!


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Post 2950

Commander Thanaris Thamian Meridian

*makes a derogatory nasal noise*

Idiot, that was the safety catch.

Now get over to that console *points* and give me a full report on the ship's systems.


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Post 2951

Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]

*sits up* I knew that, I was just.... pleading incase you changed your mind *glares* and I could give you a report with out looking, it would go along the lines of "we're in deep excretion and we're not going anywhere for the next millenia"


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Post 2952

Commander Thanaris Thamian Meridian

That doesn't actually tell me anything new. Now, MOVE!!


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Post 2953

Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]

*clambers to his feet and hobbles to the console*

well what the smeg to you _want_ to know?


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Post 2954

Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]


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Post 2955

Commander Thanaris Thamian Meridian



I want to know engine status, mining status, control systems status, and how much time we have.


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Post 2956

Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

*wanders in*

I may not be active on this ship, but I am very positively inactive!

*wanders off*


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Post 2957

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*walks in in time to answer Thamian's questions*
On, off, very little and very little.


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Post 2958

Commander Thanaris Thamian Meridian

What vector is the asteroid approaching from?


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Post 2959

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*looks at console*
What asteroid? We're being chased by a GELF ship this week...


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Post 2960

Commander Thanaris Thamian Meridian


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