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.... For U522350, I cant take your call at the moment since I'm engaged in a Good Versus Evil battle of epic proportions with cancer1, but please leave a message after the tone and I'll be sure to get back to you..... beeeeeep

Did it beep yet? How am I supposed to know when to talk if it doesn't beep? GAH! It's probably recording but it hasn't even beeped! Anyway, I wanted to say that...

Or, you could leave a message with my 'Other Half'

1If I'm grumpy this is probably why


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