Political broadcast on behalf of the 'This is not a mad take-over scheme' Party
Created | Updated Nov 10, 2005
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What is the 'This is not a mad take-over scheme' Party all about? And do we get freebies?
Clearly, as you can tell from the name of this party, our goal is not to further our continuing grip on the site. We have firm beliefs, which were NOT thought up in a hurry when we knew we had to do this. Here they are clearly set out in a neat manner. Including the freebies.
We Oppose
- USING ALL CAPITAL LETTERS
- People who continually use ASK for unnecessary questions such as "what is your cat doing"
- Simulposts
- Simulposts
- Simulposts
- The following error has occurred: An unknown error has occurred.
- The following error has occurred: An unknown error has occurred.
- The following error has occurred: An unknown error has occurred.
- People who know the real purpose of h2g2, ignore it, and complain about those who don't know about the real purpose of h2g2's existence (the Edited Guide).
- That Wikipedia gets more press
- People who use txtspk
- Penguins wearing scuba gear who stalk people both in their nightmares and in their waking hours (or is it just me that suffers that?)
We Support
- More heaters to be provided especially in the cold back rooms
- More long stripey socks to be worn
- Less NHS queing for treatment
- More civil nurses
- More trees being planted
- Pubs to be open 24/7 to keep the public happy/drunk
- Free planet napping for all
What about Freebies and bribes?
- GB will hand over some of his private collection of oil to our voters
- Free chocolate for the first 75 who vote for us
- Free badger protection kit, incase of attack
We thankyou for your time, and remember, Vote Jack '05!
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