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Post 2881

Commander Thanaris Thamian Meridian

Is there anybody actually paying attention to what I'm writing here? Or has everybody left without leaving a note for me?


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Post 2882

Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

*wakes up*

Trust you to wake me up. I was having such a nice dream about ..., well never mind. What do you want?!


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Post 2883

Commander Thanaris Thamian Meridian

I'm just generally saying hello


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Post 2884

[...]

Great! I'll go kill myself! *wanders off*


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Post 2885

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*yawns*
What? I'm up, I'm awake! What's going on?


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Post 2886

Commander Thanaris Thamian Meridian



*Looks after cat*

What's got him so depressed? Its not as if his suits messed up or anything.

*looks at Ace*

Good day commander. Requesting permission to take over the quarters of my father.


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Post 2887

Commander Thanaris Thamian Meridian



*Looks after cat*

What's got him so depressed? Its not as if his suits messed up or anything.

*looks at Ace*

Good day commander. Requesting permission to take over the quarters of my father.


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Post 2888

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Post 2889

Commander Thanaris Thamian Meridian


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Post 2890

Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

Ouch - who just bumbed me on the head!! smiley - winkeye


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Post 2891

Commander Thanaris Thamian Meridian

*looks at mort*

Ok.........


You have fun with that. < smiley - winkeye >


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Post 2892

[...]

*bump*


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Post 2893

Existential Elevator

Is there a new dance craze going on here that I've missed out on? smiley - huh


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Post 2894

Commander Thanaris Thamian Meridian

Possibly, I certainly don't know.


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Post 2895

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Do the bump!
Dut-dut-dut-duu dut-dut-dut-dut-duuuu!


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Post 2896

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - erm are you all on some sort of medication...
your files dont say anything


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Post 2897

Khamsin

I had a car that made that sound once... but uit annoyed me so I blew it upsmiley - evilgrin


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Post 2898

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

No doctor, we're all high on life!

Also six hundred pills of Anthrexadolomotin


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Post 2899

Commander Thanaris Thamian Meridian

Thats more like it Rimmer.

Personally I'm averse to drugs. I spent three or more years thinking through mud and I don't ever want to go back.


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Post 2900

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

better hope you dont catch anything while onbord then Thamian
not that they do much good... a nice course of leaches thats what you need
or i could always amputate something that always makes people much better


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