h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

why dont you find khamsin and say he's to have some by doctors orders

*evil laughter can be heard from Khamsins quarters*

Mwhahahhahahaha*/*

so I better go and.... sort that out

*leaves*

*looks at the retreating doc suspiciously and goes back to filing his nails*

I think we just bumped into something!




()

*looks up skeptically from his newspaper*

dont tell me, we arent sure what it is yet but it must be bad with possible agressive non vegitarian alien life forms

It could be a ship full of supplies, sexy crewmates and films we haven't seen yet - maybe even some rare John Wayne ones

*the scutters do a spinning dance and stick two fingers up at SpAcEcAdEt*

*closes the paper and slams it down on the desk*

I bet you- no wait I'm not betting, but if it is I'll be surprised to say the least. And if they have any episodes of the antiques road show even happier *folds his arms*

of course it could be a tiny asteroid or a garbage pod or the contents of Listers laundry basket that we flushed into space last week because it was stinking the deck out

No episodes of the antiques roadshow then? Not even the special edition on telegraph poles?

< *uses those electrical paddle things on game* BREATHE!!! >

<*twiches*>

< Where's Rimmer anyway? >

< havent seen him about >

< Last seen on h2g2 January 10th... >

< ... today! I'm back baby! >

< Oh, THAT Rimmer... >

< that's Rim-MER >