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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 17, 2004
er... accedent?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 17, 2004
Awww dont be such a sour puss
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Dec 18, 2004
*writes down*
assault...... on..... another... officer *stabs fullstop pointedly*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Dec 18, 2004
*reaches for spacecadets clipboard*
may I see that please?
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Dec 18, 2004
*salutes and almost drops it, then hands it over*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Dec 18, 2004
*looks it over, crosses over the charge towards Anthea, crosses over two counts of mutiny against EE and the cat, six counts of cross neglegance, ninety-seven counts of insuboordination against more or less everyone and throws the notepad into the paper bin.*
You need to relax a bit cadet. Have a beer, let it loose. That's an order!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 18, 2004
sounds like a wonderful order to me commander 
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Dec 18, 2004
My dear doctor Anthea, it's been too long, you look more stunning each day.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 18, 2004
Glad to see you have not lost your ability to flatter a lady ACE
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Dec 18, 2004
My dear anthea, the only one who wouldn't be inspired by your beauty is that weasel with nostrils so big you'd think he was a 747, that scum of space, that half man with the charm of a pubic hair in a shower Arnold Rimmer. And face it, he wouldn't be inspired if inspiration came up to him, introduced itself as inspiration and then offered to take him dancing in the sistine chapel, then buy him dinner in the eiffel tower, dessert in the statue of liberty and then give him a good bed-post head smashing action in the awe-inspiring hanging gardens with coffee in the home of Louis XIV's castle the next morning.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 18, 2004
*sigh*
well some people are less prone to insperation than others...
*mind wanders off into a daydream*
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Khamsin Posted Dec 18, 2004
have you ever seen her when she is in the shower ACE?
*coughs* I mean
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 18, 2004
Khamsin? 
Request to get more secure quarters sir?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Dec 18, 2004
No I haven't...
By the way Khamsin, now that you mention, *someone* hacked into the security system and activated the camera in shower room 13-B a week ago, you wouldn't know anything about that now would you?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 18, 2004
can... i file an official complaint?
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Khamsin Posted Dec 18, 2004
sir I don't know anything about computers, I didn't end up here because of my hacking skills, Sir
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Dec 18, 2004
*snaps fingers at spacecadet*
Get the good doctor a form 15-DD97/A chop chop will you?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 18, 2004
*backs away from khamsin just to be on the safe side*
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- 2764: Khamsin (Dec 17, 2004)
- 2765: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Dec 18, 2004)
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