h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

nope. not enjoyable its too cold,
we wont be having parties in it its too small,
and as for damage things need to work before you can brake them

*throws a at spacecadet*

*dodges snowball*

No assulting fellow officers!

*looks reluctant*

well...... I suppose the igloo is legal then..... *mutter mutter*

*snigger*

Well better get building then

*throws a at Space Cadet too*

*only just dodges it*

*loudly*

Thats TWO counts of assult then!

*notices no-one caring and makes a note in his pad anyway*

I never saw or did anything



err... isn't that Rimmers copy of the rule book anyway? You know he will get cross if he finds out you have been looking through his stuff.

yes... I beleve he checks it for finger prints

*keeps building the igloo*

so space cadet...
gotten over your fear of injections yet?

Rimmer is a fine officer, I would never go to steal his belongings, unlike that door technician. This is my own personal 1st addition copy of the space corps rules I'll have you know.

As for- Ah, injections? ahahah, me scared of injections? You must be having me muddled with someone else... ahahah I am no scaredy cat I'll have you know.... ahahah

so you wouldnt mind having them renewed, i dont want you catching tetenus now do i?

Ahah, well, FUNNY story, I was ah, I was in you medibay the other day looking for you to renew them, and ah you'll never guess what, the needles just FLEW out and injected me with the boosters, so I'm all done!

Really... well thats odd because i dont actually have any of the vacseen in the medi bay, there all in one of the storage crates,

but i don't suppose it matters,

Someone must have been intruding in the medi bay then to get them out! you better go investigate, I'll stay here and errrrrrrrr and help with the igloo!

well... alright
I'm so glad i put the crews genetic samples on record so i will know exactly who it was, and then treat them to a full course of acupuncture as thanks

I have a better idea - you and go to the medibay and I will keep an eye on the igloo

*is glad he never went in there really so his samples wont be there*


No no! Crew effort, need everyone working on this igloo now we knows its legal!

well then why dont we all build the igloo and I'll forget whatever horrendous infringment that has taken place in the medibay?

Yes! Thats an excellant idea fine doctor, wouldnt want to cause a ruckus when we could, errrrrrr, could be having, err fun!

fun? I thought it wasnt allowed to be fun wouldnt want you braking the rules so no fun for you

*Pales*

I-I-I-I I meant an activity which clearly wasnt fun. Ahahahah, anyway I wouldnt report you guys. Me? you know I wouldnt. Ahahah