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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Sep 17, 2004
Just growl like a dog at him - he hates that but he doesn't know why! 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 17, 2004
Mort dont let him take me away please 
I... I will... 
I dont know... name something and i will see what i can do...
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Sep 17, 2004
s in from office...
there is a stowaway - we could all be infected with some hideous disease - 
He has just come clean to ACE and he said..he said... he said...'welcome aboard'!!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 17, 2004
Oh look time to brake open the surgical scrubs 
*runs happely to the office*
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[...] Posted Sep 20, 2004
*springs up*
A hidious disease?!
...
What colour is it?
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Bob (aka skutter1mod - cloned from a burnt out transistor) Posted Sep 25, 2004
*Squeak....squeeaaaaak.*
*While Cat is distracted, Bob removes plastic fish from line and attaches micro holocube.
Holocube projects an extremely lifelike image of a 5m long barracuda.*
*Squk.*
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Sep 25, 2004
*walks through whistling and holding a TV, and now donning a *very* short crew cut*
Morning all
*walks back to his quarters*
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R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie! Posted Oct 19, 2004
and
anyone?
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Oct 25, 2004
*wanders back in and watches the contest*
You know, I think the future of plumbing convention would have been mildly more interesting than this? Nothing unexpected has happened for exactly...... *thinks* An incredibly long time
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Nexton Posted Oct 27, 2004
*grabs and throws it at SpAcE*
well that aught to liven things up for you a bit.
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Oct 28, 2004
*wipes cheesecake from his face*
And what did we say the average mental age was aboard here again? five and a half by chance?
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