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Bob (aka skutter1mod - cloned from a burnt out transistor) Posted Aug 11, 2004
*All equipment on the Bridge has now been repaired and is working to 100% efficiency.*
*Well all equipment except Holly, who continues to be his lovable but incompetent self.*
*Puts away tool attachments.*
*Waits.*
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Aug 13, 2004
*sneaks through on his way back to his quarters*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 26, 2004
*a small yet annoying light flickers somewhere alerting those who know what its for that the medic is in need of assistence*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 26, 2004
*runs in*
Commander?
has anyone seen Ace?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Aug 27, 2004
*pops in from a doorway*
Someone called?
*Looks at anthea looking very worried*
What's wrong my dear doctor?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 27, 2004
Ace it's Khamsin... hes acting very oddly...
he...
he enjoyes electrolisis... 
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Aug 28, 2004
Fear not doctor, let's get down there and see what's wrong with that Khamsin fellow.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 28, 2004
Oh thank you Ace I knew I could count on you
I locked him in quarenteen encase he was dangerous
*runs back to the medibay*
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Existential Elevator Posted Sep 4, 2004
*admires the Cat's shoe buffing technque*
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R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie! Posted Sep 4, 2004
I think 5 weeks is long enough to go without Toast! Want some?
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[...] Posted Sep 4, 2004
*looks around the semi-empty Bridge*
pfff... how about a game of Junior Angler?
*waves the box with a toothy grin*
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Sep 5, 2004
*marches back onto the bridge waving complaint slips* That new door technician is a menace! I have two complaints here already! Invasion of privacy, theft from a fellow officer and- *notices no-one is listening* does no-one care???
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[...] Posted Sep 5, 2004
Do you want the long or the short answer?
*opens Junior Angler and puts the game onto a console then offers a small plastic fishingrod to anyone.
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Sep 5, 2004
Are we all living in the dark ages now? does no-one care about a mans rights? *has the look of someone about to launch into a 3 hour speech*
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R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie! Posted Sep 6, 2004
Don't know about you but I was invited.....
Posted Oct 11, 2003 by [HPB] The Cat (ACE) aka Captain Jack Sparrow.
You should join, we need a bit of excitement and the Captain's Office is collecting dust
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- 2621: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Aug 9, 2004)
- 2622: Bob (aka skutter1mod - cloned from a burnt out transistor) (Aug 11, 2004)
- 2623: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Aug 13, 2004)
- 2624: [...] (Aug 26, 2004)
- 2625: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Aug 26, 2004)
- 2626: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Aug 26, 2004)
- 2627: [...] (Aug 27, 2004)
- 2628: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Aug 27, 2004)
- 2629: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Aug 27, 2004)
- 2630: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Aug 28, 2004)
- 2631: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Aug 28, 2004)
- 2632: [...] (Sep 2, 2004)
- 2633: Existential Elevator (Sep 4, 2004)
- 2634: R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie! (Sep 4, 2004)
- 2635: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Sep 4, 2004)
- 2636: [...] (Sep 4, 2004)
- 2637: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Sep 5, 2004)
- 2638: [...] (Sep 5, 2004)
- 2639: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Sep 5, 2004)
- 2640: R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie! (Sep 6, 2004)
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