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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Jul 29, 2004
*notices sneer - files it away in the 'very important things to remember' section of her brain*
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Jul 29, 2004
*walks out after Rimmer with a manic grin*
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Jul 29, 2004
*suddenly remembers that filed in the 'important things to remember bit of her brain' is 'water the plant' 
Runs back to her cabin*
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Jul 30, 2004
*eyes the new recruit with extreme wariness and the beginning of hatred, and proceeds to check plasma pistol, rifle, energy sword, and power mace. all are functional and at full charge*
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Jul 30, 2004
Don't worry Khamsin. Your not at threat. The new person is. Simply because he's a living mirror of Rimmer. And he can therefore be killed.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 30, 2004
Better stay away anyway Khamsin, you know, collateral damage isn't covered by the JMC insurance
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Jul 30, 2004
And I will re-iterate. I AM NOT PART OF JMC!!!!! HAS THIS INFORMATION FINALLY PENETRATED YOUR SKULL??!?!?!?!?!!! Because it had better of.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 30, 2004
You don't have to be for the insurance papers to work. If you damage any JMC material, you will have to pay. It doesn't matter, because you are a member of the Space Corps.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 30, 2004
Try hiding in the crate in the cargo decks marked "non-alcoholic beer"
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Khamsin Posted Jul 30, 2004
I don't want to hide...
why would anyone want "non-alcoholic beer"???
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 30, 2004
exactly, no-one would ever think of looking there. Where do you think I hide Rachel to prevent cat from puncture her again?
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[...] Posted Jul 30, 2004
*goes past door with chicken*
Hey hey hey!
Only you've got a thing for polythene pals Goalpost Head.
Until I find the right small group of girls there ain't nobody gettin' this body. Well, 'cept me, woargh!
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Jul 31, 2004
Yeah but since we know that then it would be the first place we look.
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Existential Elevator Posted Aug 2, 2004
*is playing cards with a suspicious looking houseplant in the corner*
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Existential Elevator Posted Aug 2, 2004
Apparently I'm really bad at this... I aught to get a new cheat chip intalled. Stupid intelligent plants...
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Aug 2, 2004
Hmmm... what AI system do you have EE?
Is it compatible with the Vegas crook 4000 cheat chip? Or the GWBUSH-Counting chip XP 2700+?
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- 2561: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Jul 29, 2004)
- 2562: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Jul 29, 2004)
- 2563: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Jul 29, 2004)
- 2564: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Jul 30, 2004)
- 2565: Khamsin (Jul 30, 2004)
- 2566: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Jul 30, 2004)
- 2567: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jul 30, 2004)
- 2568: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Jul 30, 2004)
- 2569: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jul 30, 2004)
- 2570: Khamsin (Jul 30, 2004)
- 2571: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jul 30, 2004)
- 2572: Khamsin (Jul 30, 2004)
- 2573: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jul 30, 2004)
- 2574: [...] (Jul 30, 2004)
- 2575: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Jul 31, 2004)
- 2576: Existential Elevator (Aug 2, 2004)
- 2577: Khamsin (Aug 2, 2004)
- 2578: Existential Elevator (Aug 2, 2004)
- 2579: Khamsin (Aug 2, 2004)
- 2580: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Aug 2, 2004)
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