h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Also, i demeand that recent evidence of these charges be brought. And recent evidence means that it is from the last 2 months.

And what happens if i refuse to submit to the punishments decceed by the second court martial?

Then I shall lock you in with the cat in the quarantine quarters until you agree to obey the court

Now answer the previous posts. And answer the problem of what happens if i refuse to be locked in quarantine with cat.

And who's the judge.

Holly's holo-database became corrupted and mixed the captains security codes with petersen codes of unlocking the kitchen cabinet.
And if you still refuse then then then... Awww smeg then I dunno what!

Answer the previous posts. And if Holly has 6,000 IQ, how can he get things like that mixed up. He theoretically has the power to maintain every system on the ship, go throungh every byte of memory once every second, and still have the capability to have a deep philosophical conversation with archimedes and that group of philosophers.

He also cant count to six without banging his head on the screen remember?
Verc will be the judge and the jury, seeing as he has infinite wisedom, a good sence of humour, wonderful philosophical depth and nice hair... *wink wink*

I point post 2518.

*to post 2518 even.

And what about the evidence that i have demanded at the top of this page

The following is a addition to 2518:

If he can't count to 6 how in space can he be suitible as a judge. He also isn't a section head.

And please point me to the post which states that Holly got the codes mixed up.

And to have infinite wisdom would require infinite IQ which is impossible. Another problem with Holly as the judge, he has met both of us before and has messed about on h2g2 with us before. Therefore he may be biased and is therefore unacceptable as a judge for this case.

I'm sure Verc can manage, and Holly has disappeared, for some reason, Verc is in charge, somehow he's turned into a back-up program for Holly. And I know Verc will make the right decision, since he's so smart, and wise, good looking and he has nice teeth to.

Yes but he's a computer program and is subvertable. Therefore it would be illegal for him to be the judge.

Actually, he's frozen all input commands, he won't even let anyone change the resolution on the tv screens...

*pops head around the door to see if Rimmer has stopped singing yet. Sighs with relief that he has*

So how is it all going then?

Like smeg. Verc has taken control of the CPU, for some reason he's computer now

It doesn't need to go through the input devices. It can be a simple program that is embedded inside the programming that the activation of which would allow certain passcodes to change the core program allowing the desired read-out or decision. Such embedding can be done by inserting a new memory card into the system core.