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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 20, 2004
Well my heoric plan of... well you see what I did was I... I waited for... when you...
Good work cat, I'll take it from here.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 20, 2004
*stands in the middle of the bridge*
Now to begin working on the case of Thamians court martial.
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R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie! Posted Jul 25, 2004
want some toast first?
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Jul 25, 2004
*wanders onto the bridge - [in]sanity levels restored to normal*
Did I hear you say court marshall? Can I watch?
Now Rimmer, is this entirely legal? 
Or is it one of your 'special' rules!
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 25, 2004
This is a serious court marshall, Thamian stands accused of disobeying a superior officer, violations against space corp directive #488576-B, #9957294-C, #6825459, #119255-B, 775955-B and #994755, insulting a superior officer, beating a superior officer, trying to know better than a superior officer, willingly and knowingly being a smeghead, violating the laws of causality, continuity, reality, time and space.
Before we start the court marshall, please rise for the 23 stanzas of the Space Corps Anthem.
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Jul 25, 2004
"23 stanzas of the Space Corps Anthem" 
I wish I had brought a packed lunch 
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[...] Posted Jul 25, 2004
*returns from leaving a 'present' in Rimmer's room*
*hears the words Space Corps anthem, spins around and leaves*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 25, 2004
*ends the 8th stanza and begins the 9th*
Cat, wont you sing with us?
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[...] Posted Jul 25, 2004
*down corridor*
You can't cruise to those tunes, Landing Pad Head!
*disappears into a better part of the ship*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 26, 2004
*finishes the 22nd stanza but due to EE's background music he loses his place and has to start all over again*
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Jul 26, 2004
*takes the opportunity to 
*
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Terran Posted Jul 26, 2004
*Announcment*
Yo Dudes - This is Verc 5000, I don't know what happened but I've turned in to a computer program, and as such am taking over the ship. I am going to run this ship properly and take the job seriously... I hear Benidorm is nice at this time of year... course plotting.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 26, 2004
*stops singing*
What? What the smeg are you on about? Where's holly?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 26, 2004
This is a pile of smeg, you can't just come in and take control over Red Dwarf! I won't stand for it!
*walks over to the cumputer console and tries to override Verc 5000's commands*
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Existential Elevator Posted Jul 27, 2004
*tries to root him out through her own Elevator/Ship interface*
It's no use....he's blocked off any user over-rides..
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 27, 2004
*shakes his head*
It doesn't matter, I don't how to override the CPU anyway...
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- 2484: R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie! (Jul 25, 2004)
- 2485: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jul 25, 2004)
- 2486: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Jul 25, 2004)
- 2487: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jul 25, 2004)
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- 2496: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jul 26, 2004)
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