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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Jun 10, 2004
Are you sure? 
Perhaps I should take a visit to the medibay. However, if I am seeing Rimmer as ACE, then it does make a pleasant change to have some eye candy 
Oh except for your devilishly handsome self of course Cat!
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[...] Posted Jun 10, 2004
You know I'd take that as a compliment if it wasn't already known. Hee hee!
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Jun 10, 2004
* walks in*
The chances of you getting any more eye candy outside of cat are now offically nil.
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R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie! Posted Jun 12, 2004
see if I don't make some noise you people forget all about doing anything in here...
Want some toast?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jun 13, 2004
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Jun 13, 2004
(ssshhh! We are using the theory that if we ignore it, then it doesn't exist )
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[...] Posted Jun 13, 2004
< What are we ignoring? >
*points outside* So has this giant indian food attack been averted?
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R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie! Posted Jun 13, 2004
put it on some toast...
Want some toast?
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 15, 2004
No, not averted yet. I suggested trying to find out what makes the damn toaster regenerate and use the technology on the ship... I'm telling you, if I had lungs right now, they'd be rather empty.
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 24, 2004
Okay...bye, then Cat...
*is trying to block the hole inexpertly by rather badly weilding strips of metal to the side of the ship*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jun 26, 2004
*walks in and takes a look around*
Are we still in danger?
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Jun 26, 2004
Don't know abot the rest of us but you certainly are with that hair do! 
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jun 26, 2004
*runs to mirror and checks hairdo*
That's it! I'm envocing Space Corps Directive #3288279-B
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jun 27, 2004
Space Corps Directive #3288279-B...
never sail upstream in a paper hat...
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jun 27, 2004
Fine, Directive #3288279-C then
"No officer who's name starts with R and ends with immer shall ever have to help if there's any risk of him getting injured."
And so, I bid you farewell, as I shall go hide under one of the bigger consoles in the engine room.
*run off*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jun 27, 2004
I cant recall hearing that directive before
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Jun 27, 2004
"No officer who's name starts with R and ends with immer shall ever have to help if there's any risk of him getting injured."
I think he must have misread it. It actually is "No officer who's name starts with R and ends with immer will ever be of any help to anybody if there's any risk of him getting injured."
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- 2441: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Jun 10, 2004)
- 2442: [...] (Jun 10, 2004)
- 2443: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Jun 10, 2004)
- 2444: R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie! (Jun 12, 2004)
- 2445: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jun 13, 2004)
- 2446: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Jun 13, 2004)
- 2447: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Jun 13, 2004)
- 2448: [...] (Jun 13, 2004)
- 2449: R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie! (Jun 13, 2004)
- 2450: Existential Elevator (Jun 15, 2004)
- 2451: [...] (Jun 24, 2004)
- 2452: Existential Elevator (Jun 24, 2004)
- 2453: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Jun 26, 2004)
- 2454: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jun 26, 2004)
- 2455: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Jun 26, 2004)
- 2456: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jun 26, 2004)
- 2457: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jun 27, 2004)
- 2458: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jun 27, 2004)
- 2459: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jun 27, 2004)
- 2460: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Jun 27, 2004)
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