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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jun 27, 2004
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R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie! Posted Jul 4, 2004
Anyone want some toast?
See I have a major melt down and nothing happens here until I get it fixed and wake you "guys" up
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Jul 4, 2004
And guess what, we don't care. You're about 2 nano-meters from being deported to a random patch of space 2000 astronomical units away with no way of getting back. HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR!!!?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 4, 2004
Oh just stick'im in a soundproof brig.
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R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie! Posted Jul 4, 2004
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[...] Posted Jul 4, 2004
< just because we're not posting on the bridge does not mean that we've stopped posting... >
*rolls out of vent with kidney and smooths hair*
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Jul 5, 2004
*Stares at the Cat who appears to be holding a kidney*
*Has another look and realises that it is actually a 'kidney dish'*
I am still seeing things. I think i had better take a visit to the medi bay
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R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie! Posted Jul 6, 2004
want some toast with that?
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Jul 10, 2004
SHUT UP!!!!!
Before i bolt, weld, and nail a white sound generator to your out shell!!
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[...] Posted Jul 20, 2004
Well we've been almost cosumed for about a month!
Shall I steer this crate or what?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 20, 2004
*over com*
I don't know what you're up to, but I recommend you do as me and find a hiding place while there are still some good ones left. Thamian, I reserved a special one for you. Its a crate in the cargo decks filled with window panes, tnt and sharp knives.
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Jul 20, 2004
Looks like Rimmsy is having a brown trouser time again.
I trust your instincts - well more than his anyway
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[...] Posted Jul 20, 2004
Cat do this, Cat do that....
*sits at console and presses buttons*
*dramatic Howard Goodall music plays over the comm. and floor shakes with the approach to the blackhole*
*shaking increases then suddenly the curry thing rips off the hull with a slurrrrrrrp which closes up afterwards and the shaking stops.*
*points to messed up hair and says to the crew*
See look what you've done???
*begins to preen*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 20, 2004
*after a few minutes rimmer peekes around the doorway*
Are we safe? Did my plan work?
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Jul 20, 2004
Cat - even in the face of a black hole you are stunning!
Plan? Oh the usual - hide until someone else has sorted out the dangerous bit.
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- 2461: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jun 27, 2004)
- 2462: R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie! (Jul 4, 2004)
- 2463: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Jul 4, 2004)
- 2464: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jul 4, 2004)
- 2465: R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie! (Jul 4, 2004)
- 2466: [...] (Jul 4, 2004)
- 2467: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Jul 5, 2004)
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- 2469: R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie! (Jul 6, 2004)
- 2470: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Jul 10, 2004)
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- 2473: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Jul 20, 2004)
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- 2475: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jul 20, 2004)
- 2476: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Jul 20, 2004)
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- 2478: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jul 20, 2004)
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- 2480: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Jul 20, 2004)
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